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🗓️ 31 March 2023
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If you were alive in 2007 you remember that the most important news of the year wasn't the war in Iraq - it was Britney Spears shaving her head and having some weird vibes with the paparazzi. But maybe that's not because we're shallow, maybe it's because that's what THEY want us to believe! Podcast host and comedian Colin J Morris suspects that the Bush administration was using Brit as a sleeper agent to distract us from the government's failures, and tbh it kinda makes sense!
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0:00.0 | Yes, so I am the co-host of a show called Same Day Shipping, and me and my three BFFs |
0:25.0 | basically argue about every fictional relationship that is either canon or non-canonical ships that have yet to sail, ships that we demand will sail, we call out all the programs for killing our favorite gays, we go after all the problematic Disney Princess tropes, it's like anything in pop culture, video games comic books that can be shipped will be shipped, basically. |
0:55.0 | Have you ever shipped a ship? |
1:00.0 | We have done cruise ships, which I believe was supposed to be like all Tom Cruise movies, but one of our hosts got really confused, and I think was talking about characters who were on cruise and did like overboard or something like that. |
1:21.0 | So it's probably close to ship any ships, are you talking about like Titanic and Star in the Enterprise? |
1:25.0 | Yeah, talking like ship of theses and the Tartus, you know. |
1:30.0 | Years are smarter. No, I like yours. |
1:35.0 | We all have our different fantasies, so yeah, that's so true, you know, and my god, the Tartus just mounting the ship of theses. |
1:42.0 | Oh, yeah, total enemies to lovers, too. |
1:45.0 | Classic. Yeah, probably went ship sea ship. |
1:52.0 | I ship, well, God, I don't know any ships. |
1:56.0 | I feel so notically ignorant. |
1:58.0 | I'll say I had the Titanic a little bit, and I was really glad, Caitlin, you didn't take the two ships I was thinking. |
2:04.0 | I guess let's go with like Apollo 13 and I will and let's go Apollo 13 in the Titanic. |
2:11.0 | Love a tragic, you know, doomed ship. It's one of my favorite tropes. |
2:16.0 | It's really Romeo and Juliet. |
2:18.0 | I mean, if you want to get really correct, I think it would be the challenger. |
2:23.0 | Oh, I made the exact same mistake. |
2:26.0 | What do you mean? |
2:28.0 | I also was like, yeah, Apollo 13, the one that blew up, no, no. |
2:33.0 | But that's the one that I didn't go well. They didn't complete their mission. |
2:37.0 | Oh, okay. |
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