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🗓️ 16 February 2023
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Hello to all of our Valentines! It's your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn's got a hot theory about couples and marriage! While Alexis has a romantic take on the Glitter Conspiracy - finally solving the great mystery! Plus, a very good way to avoid intruisive thoughts and more!
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0:00.0 | Like so overwhelming. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it feels that way for me because it's bad |
0:22.2 | in there. Well, yeah, same. Really messy. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like this is, well, you can't |
0:27.7 | see it's too dark in here. But if you could see, you'd go, whoa, whoa. Do you think I would |
0:33.3 | rethink our friendship? You might. You might go, well, if that's our closet, what's inside |
0:39.3 | of her mind like? It must be horrible. Yeah. I know what the inside of your mind is like, |
0:44.3 | yeah, it's horrible. It's like, it's like the little dog singing a song of bones, bones, bones, |
0:53.4 | bones, two son and art. Okay. Some art. I got a new ID for different art little dog. Honestly, |
1:03.6 | you're not too far off. The only thing you're missing is like, in addition to the bones, |
1:07.5 | bones, bones, there's also like a little xylophone going, like all the time. And it makes |
1:14.1 | it hard to think about other things because the xylophone's always going. Got it. Okay. Yeah, |
1:19.3 | that sounds exhausting. Yeah. Is it an intrusive thought if it's a song? I've never heard |
1:26.0 | this before. You're gonna kill your family. No. Crash your car. Crash your car on the highway, |
1:33.1 | pull it to the right and crash your car to see what would happen. Would you die? Probably. |
1:41.3 | But what's so bad about that? And then it's not intrusive. That's a great, honestly, |
1:46.0 | because it does make it more fun and you'll probably won't do it. I think I'm going to practice |
1:51.2 | doing this. I know I'm not going to do any of the intrusive thoughts, but I think from now on, |
1:55.4 | whenever an intrusive thought is like, throw that baby or like, put that knife in your thigh, |
2:00.0 | I'm going to make it a little song. Put the knife in your thigh. Got to throw that baby |
2:06.8 | through it real far. Alexis is gone. She's giving water to crumb and she won't know |
2:15.8 | that I'm singing a song about my intrusive thoughts about throwing my friends babies to a |
2:20.6 | Celine Dion song. Whenever you hold your friends baby. What's this back? What? God. I'll listen to it later. |
2:30.4 | No, you won't. You won't filthy things, you said. I bet you won't. I bet I won't. I better |
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