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🗓️ 2 December 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Hi we missed you! We're sorta kinda almost back, but first we have two fun new podcasts to tell you about. This week it's Katelyn's new show, The Monster Line! It's an improv comedy podcast from the geniuses at QCode, hosted by Katelyn and Adal Rifai, and it's set in a world where all monsters and cryptids and urban legends exist, and they all have personal problems they need help solving. Have a listen, subscribe if you like it, and stay tuned to hear about Alexis' new show next week!
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0:00.0 | It's a loser people after midnight, now Alexis took her headphones off to talk to |
0:28.9 | her dog, what kind of stuff are you saying? Nothing. No, no, no, I'm not talking shit. |
0:46.7 | We should have a phrase that's talking pee instead. Okay, that's like a little bad, |
0:53.8 | but do you know what I mean? Like when you talk shit about someone, it's like you really |
0:57.5 | right getting into it. Talking pee. Talking piss. Talking piss talking. Yeah, are you |
1:03.5 | pissed talking me? Well, what is, okay, what is like a meaty, like what is a less severe? Yeah, |
1:10.3 | um, like here's my pitch. Okay, piss talking is situational. Okay, like talking shit is like |
1:18.0 | Emily always blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but then piss talking is when you're driving home from |
1:23.3 | the party with your romantic partner and you're like, oh, Emily was on one tonight. Yeah, okay, |
1:28.3 | yeah, it's like that's my friend, but my friend was being kind of insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or like |
1:35.1 | my friend did one weird thing. Yeah, yeah, and I have to address it. And obviously that happens a lot. |
1:41.5 | I feel like sometimes you're just around your friends and you're like, oh, here, |
1:46.4 | I love you. That was not what you just did. Like though, yeah, you made a crazy choice. Yes. |
1:51.4 | I assume that people, I hope no one's talking shit about me. I hope that my friends are pissed |
1:56.8 | talking me. They have to be. They have to be. Like sometimes you just gotta be like, hey, why did |
2:02.6 | my friends say that the weirdest thing possible to the waitress? Or like, why did they tell his |
2:06.6 | story from work as if we would all agree with them and they were clearly the bad guy in the story? |
2:12.3 | Yeah, and we're like, no, we're like, I don't feel bad. I don't think, but sure, man. |
2:18.3 | Yeah, I know you're like, that's so crazy. And then I'm, you're like, can I piss dog, |
2:22.6 | grow quick? Quick piss dog. Yeah. Should we start to do this thing that we're doing? Yeah. Yeah, |
2:31.0 | well, that wasn't it. You didn't want to just. We can, hey, listen, we can get immediately |
2:37.1 | to poop and pee and not having recorded an episode for eight months. It is our deal. |
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