The Statue of Liberty is Actually Lucifer with Mano Agapion

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Ahhh New York! The big apple of the pie that is America! And what's even more Amerian than apple pie? The Statue of Liberty, of course! But what if there is something sinister underneath that big green cape? Mano Agapion takes a dip in the Lizard Lounge to explain that Lady Liberty is actually a satanic statue guiding America to H. E. Double Hockey Sticks! That's right, this beacon of light may just be a beacon to the dark side. Is Lady Liberty just an enby icon? Is hell actually cool? And what is going on with the obsession with Mary Mack's back back back? All will be illuminated!

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0:00.0	I have a little doggy, are you around?
0:20.0	She's not around, no, but she's really funny and weird and yeah, she's really funny
0:26.5	weirdo.
0:29.5	What is there to say about her?
0:30.5	She's a coward.
0:31.5	I love that.
0:32.5	She's a coward and I love that about her.
0:37.2	She's very unpopular as far as dogs go.
0:39.8	I don't want to just go on a sniff her.
0:42.1	So true story, I was around Gilly.
0:44.8	I was actually, I was with Gilly's dog, which is like the dog version of Gilly, like
0:49.9	everyone likes it.
0:51.2	It's blonde, it's pretty nice.
0:53.2	It's popular and like when we go and walk together, it is so funny that like everyone
0:57.9	is like, oh my god, you are gorgeous, you know?
1:03.6	And I have an ongoing bit that my dog is just like, fuck my life, you know, I feel bad
1:12.0	for my dog who has to hang out with like the gorgeous popular dog when she just, she's
1:17.5	just not that girl and I have to affirm her and tell her that it's okay that she's
1:21.5	not that girl.
1:22.5	Right.
1:23.5	Because she's special in her own way.
1:24.8	Yes.
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