Vegetables Aren't Real with Vic Michaelis

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

You hear it at the doctor's office, from your mom, even from bus ads - you've GOT to eat your vegetables. But why? Who says? And are vegetables really even a thing?? Our spectacularly funny pal Vic Michaelis stopped by the Lizard Lair to discuss the possibility that vegetables aren't real, we've been sold that lie by corporations, and we're being hoodwinked by - among others - those dang Obamas. Is the Dole company the most evil criminal syndicate America has ever known? Are potatoes tubers? And what's your favorite Adam Sandler movie? All these mysteries will be unraveled as we discuss the humble veggie.

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0:00.0	I'm gonna take a look at it.
0:20.0	Your goes. And I'm talking to you. Right now.
0:23.0	Actually you're the win.
0:25.0	You're the win.
0:27.0	Rosie. Now, that would be a fun game show.
0:32.4	Sort of that would be our version of the Salem Witch trials, right?
0:35.4	It would be like a probably a Netflix, like 10 episode thing that we still would kill someone.
0:41.9	Like, when we figure out who the witches they do die.
0:44.2	Because you can do that on streaming services.
0:46.4	Oh yeah. That's why you just sign a form.
0:50.2	If you sign a form that's long enough, they can kill you.
0:54.6	Absolutely.
0:55.5	There's like, have you ever read through those forms for reality TV?
1:00.0	Oh, yes. I, yes, I got like a tiny bit into applying for some show at one point.
1:05.8	I wish I genuinely, this one was early 20s and was like a date.
1:09.4	Like, not, it wasn't the bachelor, but it was like some date.
1:12.8	Something like that.
1:13.6	That my friend, Alison Stephenson, was also applying for.
1:15.8	And I was like, so you, you know this?
1:17.8	Like, they basically like have carte blanche to do anything.
1:20.7	Like, there was like one line on, I won't say what the show is just in case.
1:24.4	They're listening to this.
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