The Walking Dead is a Documentary with Jacquis Neal

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The year was 1998. Eagle Eye Cherry ruled the airwaves. The first Google doodle was about to drop. And in Delaware, zombies are crawling up from the earth. If that last thing is surprising to you, this episode is going to blow your tiny mind! Listener fave Jacquis Neal is back in the Lizard Lair with some truly explosive news about The Walking Dead - namely that it might be a documentary. Could zombies be even now wriggling through the earth below your very feet, created by the Covid virus before any of us knew it existed? Idk maybe!! Join us for a celebration of all things undead, late-90's, and AMC.

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0:00.0	It's a video game that's very similar to Grand Theft Auto.
0:20.0	So it's a very violent game, very, very vulgar audition.
0:24.0	And I'm recording all my stuff.
0:26.0	I'm saying outlandish shit.
0:28.0	Like, man, I'll fuck you up.
0:30.0	Man, I hope somebody murder you.
0:33.0	I hope you get fucked by five people.
0:35.0	Like, I'm saying the craziest shit.
0:38.0	And because the, like, video games generally want you to project when you say the lines
0:46.0	because they don't know where you will be, like, in the actual game.
0:50.0	It's an open world game.
0:51.0	Oh, I never thought about that.
0:53.0	So you can't, like, lean in real close, like, make it.
0:56.0	No, it's just like, it's almost like, you're on stage.
1:00.0	So I'm saying all this shit.
1:03.0	Now my booth is soundproof, but like, I mean, it's not a fucking soundproof.
1:07.0	Boof, like, it's, people can hear me.
1:10.0	So I'm saying outlandish shit.
1:11.0	I'm like, my neighbors are probably like, what the fuck are,
1:14.0	and I had just moved into this place here.
1:16.0	And now, like, when I was screaming, like, I'm going to jam a broom in your ass.
1:21.0	It was crazy.
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