Bathrooms Are Kinda Weird with Katelyn and Alexis

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

It's another episode where Alexis and Katelyn can finally cut loose and talk about whatever they want to without one of these dang guests who keep showing up to cramp their style. And what is it they want to talk about? Why bathroom stuff, of course! Isn't it weird that women's bathrooms have little private caves to hide in, and men's bathrooms make you whip it out in front of everyone? So weird it just might be... the result of a conspiracy! Katelyn's got a theory that men's bathrooms are like that because of advertisers capitalizing on our cultural wang-obsession. And Alexis has a poem that she wrote back in high school that hints at a conspiracy to sell more shoes via nefarious restroom design. Together, these theories come together to explain why we've just decided it's ok for all your coworkers to know when you're pooping. CW for this one folks, it discusses genitals and transphobia!

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0:00.0	Yeah, it's not funny. We haven't overcome the podcast yet, but you are actually a living
0:21.5	seal. That's so true. Sentience? No, I'm nervous. Yeah, I live it. They're mostly living.
0:27.6	I am a talking suit. Yeah, I think you can say sentient because animals aren't sentient, right?
0:36.2	I think that's up for debate. Okay. Animals are not
0:42.7	cognizant. Yeah. Is that I mean the sentient? Okay, sentient is the is an adjective able to perceive
0:52.1	or feel things and I think animals absolutely are sentient. Totally. Like plants are not.
0:58.7	Yeah, yeah, the animals 100% sentient plants, we're going to call that maybe the 20%
1:06.5	sentient possibility that we'll find out that they are. Yeah. That's right. They can't do math.
1:15.4	Who? Animals. Are you sure? No. Fuck you, right. I bet there's a parrot that could do like
1:24.7	do corn. Yeah, that's true. Like, I think as every time we try, we're going to think of a new thing
1:29.2	that animals can't do, there's going to be an example of like actually. And I keep seeing like
1:34.4	dogs and cats passing the mirror test on TikTok and they figure out that it's them and it really
1:39.4	makes me shudder. Do you feel like that's like an as above novel? Definitely. They shouldn't be
1:46.9	able to do it, but they're doing it. Yeah, they're just as smart as us. Yeah, I'm going to go with that.
1:52.8	Every animal. Every animal just as smart as us. In their own way. No way that well, okay. Hey,
2:00.2	wait, hear me out on this. Okay. Animals are smarter at like their animal nature. Like they just
2:08.4	know how to like give birth. No one teaches them. But a human we're lost.
2:17.0	Here's why I think that's unfair. Okay. Number one, most animals do not have to do with the
2:24.8	narrow hip big brain problem that we do. Even apes, the disproportionate is not as strong. Okay. So
2:32.0	I think it is actually fair that we do kind of have to learn. Okay. And our hips. And number two,
2:38.4	a lot of baby animals die. Okay. So I have hips don't fly. Baby animals die. Exactly.
2:46.6	Well, okay. That seems important. Baby animals die. But yeah, sure. But like how do you know how
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