The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd McClintock has a theory about what they're really getting out of forcing us to put on real pants and come into the office. Todd suspects it's a big ol plot to keep property values in cities high, and morale low. We recorded this episode in person and got real silly, so listen in if you're a fan of business talk, genitalia jokes, best friends, and some meditations about the nature of labor. Fun!!

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0:00.0	Yeah, he has a toy sea turtle, which has the most infuriating slant rhyme of a song
0:25.0	that I've ever heard.
0:26.0	Oh, no.
0:27.0	I wouldn't have to hear it over and over and over, I bet.
0:29.0	Yes, luckily this one comes with lots of songs and it doesn't show up as often as other
0:34.2	songs.
0:35.2	Please recite the rhyme.
0:36.2	Let me give you the lead up.
0:38.6	Let me give you the first rhyming line in a couplet.
0:43.4	You have to guess what the second line is.
0:46.9	Ready?
0:47.9	Yeah.
0:48.9	I'm a little sea turtle hatch from an egg, the deep blue sea.
0:55.2	Is where I beg.
1:01.2	He's on the rig.
1:04.2	Why do you have questions about that?
1:07.7	I'm on the rig.
1:09.5	I'm on the rig.
1:10.5	Like being on the rag, but you're from Boston?
1:12.8	Yeah.
1:13.8	Is that a bosser?
1:14.8	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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