Shrimps are Shrimpy with Vic Michaelis

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Think 'shrimpy' is an insult? Think again, you fool! You absolute dunce! Our good buddy Vic Michaelis is back with a theory about the delicious decapods we all know and love - shrimp! Vic suspects that they've been the victim of a very specific smear campaign, one orchestrated by a powerful if shadowy media organziation that has a reputation for creating some SUPER movies. This is a subject so explosive, so powerful, that we have to do a lot of tangents just to cover it - tangents like what makes something a bug, who owns Batman, what horse pee is good for, and more.

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0:00.0	If you guys have this thing where your orthodontist asked if you wanted your braces earlier, I wouldn't ask it so bad.
0:24.0	To the child.
0:25.0	Well, I don't know. And so I'm wondering if I had a bad orthodontist because he I went in there and I did need braces.
0:31.0	I had a huge gap in my teeth.
0:33.0	Thank you dad.
0:35.0	But it like he was like.
0:37.0	Did he put his teeth there?
0:39.0	Well, he was like your teeth me.
0:41.0	Yeah, he did it.
0:43.0	It's not that he he's got perfect teeth.
0:45.0	Okay, it's not that.
0:46.0	You're going to have a gap.
0:48.0	And so I but my orthodontist was like, you can do your braces now or we could wait a year and put them on.
0:53.0	And I was like in fourth grade.
0:55.0	And I was like, yeah, put those suckers on that rocks.
0:58.0	I wanted braces so bad at same with glasses.
1:01.0	Did you guys want glasses?
1:03.0	I didn't want glasses.
1:04.0	I did want braces though.
1:05.0	And I never got them.
1:06.0	And I just remember being like, God, braces are so cool.
1:09.0	I mean, also people with I remember the cool older sister or my neighbor's older sister, who was very cool, had one of those glow in the dark retainers.
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