Grapefruit Is Alien Birth Control with Ele Woods

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Great fruit? More like GRAVE fruit!! It's the return of our friend Ele Woods, and she's got a few things about America's favorite breakfast fruit. Namely, that it's incredibly weird and inexplicable properties can only be explained by it being a special delivery from the aliens who seeded life on earth as we know it. For instance, did you know that grapefruit makes your medicine either not work or work way too well? That it's origins can't be explained? That lots of celebrities have made weird cryptic references to it?? Maybe these things are all just coincidences. Or maybe they're a result of a plot millions of years old to make us sterile. Either way, pretty crazy!

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0:00.0	I feel my character symbolized the 80s ending.
0:23.3	Got it.
0:24.3	There was like a scene where there's like a New Year's party and you're a roller skater
0:27.7	around and then I shoot this, yeah, I was actually, but I'm credited because I'm his
0:42.2	penis double.
0:44.2	Oh, so that was your whole body.
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:48.8	You were holding a lot to Marky Mark's waist.
0:52.2	Yeah.
0:53.2	If you see in that improv game where the person puts their hands through the other person's
0:56.4	arms.
0:57.4	He was a bit like that, except I was his penis double, his hand's double, of course.
1:01.7	Of course.
1:02.7	Come on.
1:03.7	Of course.
1:04.7	It's crazy.
1:05.7	It's a movie about porn, so yeah, so wow.
1:09.9	That is so cool.
1:10.9	I mean, you've had such a fascinating career.
1:13.7	I can go.
1:14.7	Was I letting him again?
1:16.9	Let him or Alex Jones be our, I am ready to tell you my very true very great.
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