The Brita Plot with Sarah Bebb

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Think drinking water is good for you? Think again sheeple! Our guest week is (the inexplicably unrepped) Sarah Bebb and she's got some thoughts on what's really going on with water purifiers. Namely that good ol reliable weirdly cheap Brita filters aren't doing JACK to actually filter toxins out of our water, and that the government's to blame. And also capitalism! We also cover other kinds of water filters, celebrity breakups, and Alexis comes up with three puns for the price of one! Then we talk about other water filters again.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Well, we're into it now.
0:22.1	I just realized here I was like, you can't, you can't do Taylor Swift.
0:27.3	I can't keep doing it.
0:28.3	Taylor Swift that Alexis will kill you.
0:33.4	Alexis will kill Caitlyn if anyone talks about Taylor Swift anymore.
0:36.6	But I say, and the fans are demanding it, and I will say it, bring Jess Fensgard back
0:42.4	now that Joe Alwin and Taylor Swift are broken up.
0:46.0	The fans are at the gate to watch more Taylor Swift episodes.
0:51.7	That's what they're screaming for.
0:53.0	That's what they love from this podcast.
0:55.2	Yeah.
0:56.2	Yeah.
0:57.5	Like, I definitely in the minority.
0:59.6	So I don't think that's true.
1:01.7	It's definitely true.
1:02.4	Look at how many people go to her concerts.
1:04.9	Yeah, that, that, that is a good point.
1:07.4	Surely there's another pop star that we can obsessively analyze.
1:12.5	Like there's got to be like, I love Lady Gaga, but it's, she's harder to
1:17.0	analyze because she lives her life, her public life as a performance.
1:22.4	And so we're not really, she's not pretending to be authentic.
1:27.3	And so we're not looking for like cracks in the persona.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Lizard People, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Lizard People and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.