Aliens In Vegas with Katie Plattner

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Everyone loves Vegas, from the sleaziest of professional gamblers to the wholesomest of Midwestern families. But what if Vegas wasn't just fun for the whole family? What if it was fun for the whole GALAXY. That's right, artist and all-around very funny person Katie Plattner has a theory that Vegas is also a vacation destination for aliens, who've been visiting Sin City since the 1950's. Katie's got a lot of evidence to back this up, including the undeniable fact that everyone loves the Rat Pack. You hear that Alexis? EVERYONE. Along the way we also chat about culture-defining haircuts, French-Canadian circus performers, the Area 51 raid that we all definitely participated in, and dog food.

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0:00.0	You can warm dogs also like catch rats and stuff like farm cats.
0:21.3	There were like ratters were like a type like yeah like rat areas and stuff yeah one of
0:27.8	my dogs has to be that. Does he just love a little furry thing on the carpet?
0:33.5	He's very visual. He catches flies sometimes. Tries a lot when it is not successful but sometimes
0:42.6	is. We had an issue a few years ago with a lot of baby possums traveling through our backyard.
0:49.5	Several of them were murdered in front of me mostly by our bigger dog but the little one at one
1:00.2	point did catch one and just kind of like picked it up and flung it and then it played dead and so
1:07.3	then they kind of just smelled it and we got them away but I was like oh that's like a straight
1:13.1	up trying to break its back a little move you just did there. Wow just like deep ancestral knowledge.
1:20.1	Yeah and the other one just straight up killed several possums and brought in a life one into the
1:25.7	house. Oh god a lot. Oh wow yeah you think the possums would learn that's not a good zone. Oh my god
1:32.6	possums don't learn they're the dumbest animals I've I love them. You'll say it you're not afraid to
1:38.8	say it. They like the reason that they can play dead and why they don't really carry rabies is
1:44.6	that their body temperature is too low and so I mean or it's low because too play dead they basically
1:49.8	just shut their metabolism off. Like a possum playing dead is truly it's dead it looks I've never
1:58.5	seen a dead or animal and then it wakes up four hours later and just walks away. God I love them.
2:06.2	Yeah they're great but they are the alive one that was in here was little and I got it
2:13.2	into kind of cornered and was picking it up with like a dust pan and so I would like scoot the
2:18.9	dust pan under it and all that they know how to do when they get agitated is just go
2:25.8	just like show you their teeth but they don't move they can't they don't bite they don't run
2:33.6	they just go no they just show vague displeasure and that's their whole deal I love them. I relate
2:42.7	I've never related more to an animal I don't I guess that much yeah I prefer if things were
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