The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O'Toole

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

It's the political scandal that everyone's talking about right now - ripped straight from the headlines! This week our good bud Sydney O'Toole is back on the podcast to explain every single detail about how the Jesuits and the Pope conspired to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. Sydney's got the inside scoop straight from Sunday school about how John Wilkes Boothe was put up to his devious theatrical machinations by the Roman Catholic Church. Plus Sydney also tells Alexis and Katelyn everything about 90's nu-metal, how to sell a washing machine, and exactly what heaven will be like.

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0:00.0	I wish I knew the theme song of the full house, I would see.
0:24.4	Which one is the everywhere you look?
0:28.0	That's it.
0:29.0	It has to be it.
0:30.0	I think it is.
0:31.0	Yes.
0:32.0	Do you sing not a lot at home?
0:34.0	No, but I will now.
0:35.0	Now that I know that's the right song.
0:38.0	Yeah.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	She just needed to know.
0:41.0	I've been waiting for a song that is right for it.
0:43.0	Yeah.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:45.0	What's your excuse?
0:46.0	Um.
0:47.0	When a male loves a woman.
0:51.0	I know.
0:52.0	Oh my god.
0:53.0	It's amazing.
0:54.0	I know.
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