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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Tarot is Real with Arianna Lenarsky

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Magic is real. At least that's what returning fave Arianna Lenarsky thinks, and if you listen to this episode you might just end up agreeing. This week we're doing it a little different - we're not here to prove or disprove a theory so much as to talk about how to become a magic wand for the universe to channel its ineffable power through. Or something? In this ep we read a little tarot, test some experiments in ESP, try to define love, hear about how the Grand Canyon was really made, and then something so shocking happens that Alexis, Arianna, and Katelyn may never be the same again. Please listen all the way to the end on this one kids.

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0:00.0

It's chicken nuggets KFC. No, no, it's it's McDonald's got that's

0:21.1

hungry. Oh, I see not have nuggets. I think they only have strips. They've only got strips.

0:28.4

They've only got strips. Just putting it on the table. They're only got strips.

0:38.7

I love a nugget. I mean, I haven't had one in 20 years. The other night, I had some friends over

0:45.2

and we had sauce night where we all just brought your sauces. It wasn't correct because we've

0:52.8

been talking for a long time about having dinner together. We were like, what we all really want

0:57.0

is vehicles for sauces. So we all brought two sauces and then we brought like chicken nuggets,

1:01.9

vegan chicken nuggets, various vegetables and then like breads. This was the first time in a long

1:10.5

time I'm experiencing like a retroactive film. You said that and I was like, like, why don't you

1:20.8

invite me? I didn't get any sauce. And I don't normally have that. I want my friends to live their

1:25.7

life and have fun. But for some reason, this sauce specific event, I was like, Caitlin, it's a

1:31.3

completely different friend group. It's Maria and their friends. I know Maria. You know, yeah,

1:37.3

you know Maria and you love Maria because to know Maria is to love Maria. That it was just

1:40.7

actually true. All right, I forgot for context, she's incredibly loveable. Yeah.

1:46.4

Yeah, I mean, I relate to what Alex is the same. Like, yeah, I want to put a sauce night.

1:51.7

I'll do another sauce tonight. It's okay. I'll do another sauce tonight.

1:58.2

You know what? I'm gonna have my own sauce night. Yeah, we're like, you're just gonna have

2:02.6

three sauces. Oh, no. I can't believe this. Sorry. Well, all that was just to say that I ate a

2:16.0

bunch of chicken nuggets and I never had before and they're good. Sorry, it took so long for you.

2:24.1

Yeah, well, you know, like, or a vegetarian and I'd never try to nugget. Wow.

2:28.4

As their child, even like, like, because I eat fake chicken nuggets all time. I'd had fake chicken nuggets.

2:34.7

Have you diverged from vegetarian? I've strayed from the path. Yeah. I did too over the pandemic.

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