Joe Rogan is a Government Plant with Lauren Passell and Arielle Nissenblatt

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

What's the deal with Joe Rogan? Is he a bro genius who's brought knowledge to the masses? An idiot failed actor who capitalized on conspiracy theories for his own selfish gain? Or is he... a government plant whose very existence is a plot to undermine the heroic podcasters you know and love??? We brough in the big guns for this episode - Arielle Nissenblatt and Lauren Passell are podcast experts with serious chops. And they think there's something fishy about ol' regular Joe. This episode we get deep into the weeds on the art and science of podcasting, and we're also kind of mean to Joe Rogan, but it seems like he can take it. Listen for a very funny and very meta episode!

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0:00.0	I was mugged by a band of teeny-boppers.
0:21.4	They were adorable again.
0:25.2	They were wearing floral clothes that I saw in the window of children's place around
0:29.3	the corner.
0:30.3	They were so cute.
0:32.2	Like they were like eleven-year-olds.
0:34.2	I have, yeah.
0:35.2	They looked like they were eleven.
0:37.0	And they circled me and they were like, they had two bags and they, well, they took
0:40.5	my bag and they were like, if you don't give me your bag, I'm going to punch you in
0:43.8	the face.
0:44.8	And I was like, I do not want to get punched in the face by an eleven-year-old.
0:47.2	So I gave, and I was terrified.
0:49.1	So I'm like walking away and I'm like, okay, I have to get a new everything and two seconds
0:52.8	later, this guy came up to me and was like, I think he was working at a pizza shop and
0:56.3	this all happened and he came up to me and I had my bag and he was like, you have
1:00.3	that insane story, Lauren.
1:02.4	Did he have those children?
1:05.2	And I said, how did you do that?
1:07.4	You could have gotten killed and he was like, I just asked them for a bag.
1:15.0	So kind of like a dog, like very adorable, but yet I was mugged.
1:19.5	It was death-court.
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