Have Kids, They Said…

On this bonus episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is joined by none other than Rogue Matt—subbing in for Rich and immediately taking things off the rails. The two dive into their Outerbanks vacation, share a few maybe too honest stories (Matt delivers TMI like it’s his job), and attempt to unpack a few couple fights… that Matt’s still not sorry for. It’s raw, it’s unfiltered, and might double as their unofficial couples therapy session. Plus, Parker heads off to sleepaway camp, and Matt blesses us with another round of questionable idioms. Buckle up—this one's real. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with someone who needs a laugh (or therapy).

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into the hilarious chaos of travel—Rich somehow manages to leave a trail of personal items across the tri-state area, and Nicole confirms they are true friend soulmates (as if there was any doubt). They relive the gang’s unforgettable night out in NYC, debate the pros and cons of Googling yourself, and Rich shares highlights from his family vacation—along with the annoying parts about planning trips for big groups. Plus, should you mildly terrify your child to teach them a life lesson? They discuss. Mets ball drama, and the scandalous tale of the CEO and the hot affair. Don’t forget to rate, review, and tell a friend who needs a laugh today!

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich checks in from Atlanta where he’s living his MLB All-Star dreams, while Nicole battles a roadside McDonald’s from hell. They get into smutty stories, chip obsessions, AI-filtered faces on dating apps, and how to actually appreciate your generous friends. And Benny’s got one thing to say: “Don’t worry.” 💬 Got thoughts? Questions? Hit us up and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share the pod!

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are in full catch-up mode as they map out Rich’s NYC visit, reminisce about their old jobs, and try to make sense of the ever-evolving chaos that is tipping culture. Nicole’s fed up with misleading Airbnbs (just say there's no AC!), and Rich opens up about some intense intrusive thoughts that have been hitting lately. They touch on the heartbreak of the Texas floods, reflect on how fast summer's slipping away, and dive into the small ways parents shape their kids—starting with tone. Oh, and Matt’s got a new nickname... and Rich still doesn’t have a “Top That.” Some things never change. Hit play, then hit us up—we want to hear your wildest Airbnb letdowns or what your parents used to say vs. how they said it.

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2025

Rich and Nicole are back and diving into all the usual chaos. This week, they talk about which nicknames are condescending, vacations, and trade shots over who would survive prison longer (spoiler: it's not looking good for Rich). Nicole drops her List of the Week, Rich dishes out advice, and Keegan pulls off a sneaky little Roblox money move. They wrap it all up by answering some wild listener questions for the TFIWK! Hit follow, leave a review, and send us your best parenting drama — you might just hear it on a future episode!

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2025

While Nicole’s soaking up the sun in OBX, Sara jumps in to co-host with Rich! They dive into everything from Rich’s sneaky solo binge-watching habits, to 4th of July nostalgia, and why the glue is important for social get-togethers. Sara gets sentimental about recreating her childhood fireworks magic for the kids, and Rich has a moment of realization of a prank a good friend may have pulled years ago. Maybe. Also, why turning your home into your dream space might just be the ultimate life hack. 🎧 Listen now and tell us—who's the binge-watcher in your house?

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2025

On this episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole discuss the history of fedoras and baseball hats, surviving long car trips, and the latest jean trends. Nicole shares how she handles hot summer days with kids in NYC, while Rich reveals his list of the week: including top ways to break up with someone. They also debate whether getting a puppy can help keep a senior dog young—and why you should never tell Nicole to calm down. Follow the show and share it with a friend!

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole tackle the ever-relatable struggle of staying cool while slowly slipping into “wait, am I old?” territory. Nicole vents about her kids treating Zoom like it’s a lawless wasteland, and special guest Sara drops in to rant about Emmy’s chaotic recital. There’s a wild ride through topics like questionable pillow hygiene, surprise catfishing confessions, and some truly bonkers Little League bat drama. HOA horror stories and roadkill confessions make an appearance, and Richie's roses even get a moment in the sun. Hit follow so you don’t miss the madness next week—because parenting may be chaos, but at least we’re in it together.

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

On this week’s Have Kids, They Said, Rich recaps his CRC shenanigans in Vegas while Nicole lives out his Broadway dreams—and Nicole's Barry’s booty camp near disaster. Emmy’s dance recital was peak chaos, and somewhere in there, Nicole makes a graceful pivot... to lube. Parker pops in just long enough to school us on this summer’s hottest slang, then it’s back to Rich and Nicole for a neuro-hack to squash sibling squabbles, getting sick on vacation, and the TFIWK segment where they unpack Mother’s/Father’s Day expectations and a listener’s birthday bust. Hit play, stay sane, and blame the kids later.

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2025

In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole spiral into the realities of aging — from desperate anti-wrinkle measures to making a blood pact never to become tech-illiterate dinosaurs. They take on tip anxiety in the modern age, celebrate National Mascot Day with exactly the right amount of enthusiasm (eh), and rally hard against the evils of voice-to-text. Rich gets preemptively heartbroken over his kids' future breakups, Nicole has a Bethos™ moment so big it deserves its own mascot, and parents everywhere get called out as the real source of teen angst. Also? Rich nearly goes full Sandlot Dad during a baseball drama. Listen now — and don’t forget to follow, rate, and share with your fellow mascots in meltdown.

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025

This week on Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into Father’s Day feels. Rich’s List o’ the Week makes a return—along with Nicole’s fiery rage (sorry again, Matt). They unpack the evolution of grandma via plastic surgery, share smart summer travel safety tips, and dive into their existential dread feels… oddly relatable? Plus, Benny shines, Emmy loses a tooth, and Parker’s getting ready for her big stage debut! Don’t forget to rate, review, and tell your favorite overworked parent to tune in!

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2025

This week, Rich and Nicole are calling out the myth of “catching up” and why it’s the most polite lie we all keep telling. They get into the everyday chaos of screentime rules no one sticks to, why Gen Z is crumbling under the weight of pay day gaps, and how apartment hunting in 2025 is basically a full-time job — especially when Matt drops the ball. Nicole vents about kids treating their nannies like disposable help, and Rich opens up about the weird heartbreak of not being his kids' favorite anymore. Plus, a surprise movie quote quiz for Nicole, and Matt has lost his mind with fake celebrity deaths. It’s fast, real, and funny in the way only Rich and Nicole can deliver. 👀 CTA:Follow, rate, and tag @HKTS_pod with your favorite quote from the episode. Your algorithm needs a little honesty and a lot of laughs. #ParentingUnfiltered #HKTS #ModernChaosPod

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

This week, Rich and Nicole are all over the parenting map—from missed texts to missed headlines (Rich has no clue what’s happening in the world), and the Great Sunscreen Debate: spray vs lotion. Spoiler: Rich is not a fan of the rub-in. Nicole gets real about sending Parker off to sleepaway camp, while Rich panics over not hanging out with the kids enough—and showing up to Little League in a full uniform like it’s 1998. They touch on the heartache of older kids moving out and younger ones feeling the void. Hot topics? Travis Kelce’s new hair (Nicole’s not impressed), whether bird nesting post-divorce actually helps, and the eternal question: is it time for a cleaning lady? TFIWK gets juicy: A listener calls out a husband favoring one kid—Rich and Nicole dive into how to keep things fair and fun in the fam. Plus, Rich breaks down love languages and drops a few spicy tips for keeping the spark alive. Did we mention Nicole and Matt are celebrating their 13th wedding anniversary? Show them some love! 👉 Don’t miss out—subscribe, rate, and share with your favorite frazzled parent!

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2025

In this episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole tackle everything from spring cleaning chaos to marital attraction, and can it ever be a bad thing? Nicole ties that into a classic Matt moment involving foot-in-mouth syndrome, while Rich spirals over the rise of kid sports and Emmy becoming socially independent (aka leaving him out). The duo also debates neighborhood dog etiquette, share Benny’s birthday antics, relive a baseball fight involving “team grandpa,” and cringe as Matt gives Keegan’s teammates ridiculous nicknames. Plus, Parker’s got viral snack requests for Rich’s NYC trip, and there’s talk of a wellness article promising total mind-body balance—sure, Jan. Don’t miss the laughs, the love, and the low-key therapy session. Subscribe, share, and follow Have Kids They Said wherever you get your podcasts!

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025

On this episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is using the show as her personal GRWM moment—because why not podcast and contour at the same time? Meanwhile, Rich dives into the science of “Super Agers” and wonders if surviving on cold coffee and leftover mac and cheese is disqualifying him from the club. The parenting duo tackles the internet’s latest controversy: the new Lilo & Stitch live-action remake. Then it’s onto the wild rise of the Savannah Bananas—part baseball, part circus, all chaos—and why kids (and their exhausted parents) are here for it. Nicole and Rich also debate which of our childhood movies still resonate with today’s kids— it’s a generational vibe check. Nicole also confronts a parenting dilemma: dirty jokes and innuendos...do you explain it, ignore it, or pretend you didn’t hear the question while texting your therapist? In the listener inbox, one dad asks if he went too far for his daughter's first date, and another listener needs guidance on food etiquette at kids’ parties—how much food are we talking? Plus, long-term storage at Grandma’s house. New episode. New drama. Same parenting energy. Don’t forget to follow, rate, and share Have Kids They Said—the podcast that keeps it real, relatable, and occasionally ridiculous.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2025

On today's episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole serve up a whirlwind of parenting chaos, personal confessions, and hilarious hot takes. From deep dives into the mental health of both moms and dads, to Nicole dropping a juicy secret, the duo covers everything from animal appendages to elite continental breakfasts at Holiday Inn Express. Rich vents about the bureaucratic madness of 5U All Stars while Nicole shares the mental overload that comes with raising kids in the heart of NYC. And yes, there's even a battle over Parker's clothes brewing between Nicole and Matt. The conversation spirals delightfully through gullible childhood moments, why teens today don’t care about driver’s licenses, Gen X grievances, and how getting a specialist doctor appointment feels harder than winning the lottery. Plus, Emmy gets one of Rich’s classic pep talks, Nicole revisits her OBGYN adventures, and they both remind us why a follow-up message can make or break your hang. Tune in, laugh with (and at) them, and don’t forget to subscribe for more real talk, relatable chaos, and parenting truths. Follow Have Kids They Said now for your weekly dose of laughs, rants, and real-life parenting drama. #ParentingPodcast #MentalHealthMatters #NYCParentLife #GenXParenting #MomLife #DadLife #FunnyPodcast #ParentingUnfiltered

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

With Nicole off on a well-earned vacation, Rich is joined by his longtime radio pal Niko for a dad-filled takeover of the pod. The two kick things off reminiscing about becoming dads around the same time, how their crew first came together, and the wild ride from those early days to now. They dive into their joint Memorial Day weekend adventure, featuring a whirlwind trip to Legoland and the San Diego Zoo with the families, where carnival games stole their wallets, animals got unexpectedly scandalous, and what their kids declared "fancy". Niko also shares a bizarre tangent into “conception photography” (you’ve been warned), and the guys commiserate over the looming question every parent is asking right now: what the heck are we doing with these kids all summer? From the idea of sleepaway camps to letting the kids make their own summer bucket lists, the panic is real, but at least they’re in it together. We want to hear from you! Got ridiculous summer plans, wild zoo stories, or a bucket list made entirely of snacks? Hit us up on Instagram @HaveKidsTheySaidPod or leave us a voice note—we might feature it in next week’s show!

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2025

In this episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole spiral from summer planning stress to existential dread—with plenty of laughs (and chaos) along the way. Rich delivers heartbreaking news about American cheese that shakes Nicole to her core. They dive into the science behind your morning coffee routine, debate whether Taylor Swift is quietly reshaping male grooming, and ask the big question: are we even doing this parenting thing right? Throw in some backhanded compliments, an email mishap, and a parenting trick that might actually change your day, and you’ve got another wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

This week on Have Kids, They Said, Nicole is joined by a very special guest, Sara, aka Rich’s better half, who steps in while he’s out. The episode kicks off with birthday madness: Are kids' gift expectations getting totally out of hand? Nicole and Sara weigh in with personal stories, including Nicole’s hilarious (and slightly terrifying) tale of why 3-year-old Parker escaped from a hibachi restaurant. The duo also dives into the struggle of convincing their daughters that they are still cool. (Legitimately. Probably. Maybe?) They discuss the etiquette and practicality of gift registries, both for birthdays and housewarmings: helpful or too much? Weekend sports get the spotlight next, with both moms discussing their roles on the sidelines...Are you a full-on Mama Bear when your kid is in the game? Or more of a Zen Zone cheerleader? Things get real when Sara introduces the world of Black Shower Girl Tok (check out the creators' handles below!) and insists everyone join immediately. That spirals into some next-level oversharing (yes, from both of them), childhood flashbacks, and Emmy’s questions that lead to a few stories from Nicole and Sara’s teenage past. 🖤 Spotlight on Black Girl Shower Tok As Sara mentioned in today’s episode, Black Girl Shower Tok is something we all need in our lives...right now. It’s about self-care, all shared by talented Black creators who bring authenticity and creativity to your scroll. ✨ Here are the queens she shouted out: Jaz Turner – @jazturner16 Frieda – @pickleflipflops Terree Ann – @terrataughtme Go follow, show love, and support these creators! Thanks for tuning in, and as always—parenting may be chaos, but at least we’re in it together. Cya! 👋

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2025

Nicole rolls in rocking the gun show (thank you, no shirt sleeves), and things spiral hilariously from there. The duo tackles tattoos, parent exhaustion, and Nicole’s schedule that would break mere mortals. A wild convo about jersey numbers leads to a very awkward rabbit hole. 👀 Matt drops in with a story every dad dreads from his youth, Benny’s relaxation, and rotisserie chicken causes unexpected debate. Nicole’s done with kid negotiations, Rich reigns as king of empty threats, and Sara’s big reactions are driving rich bonkers. Etiquette reminders are dropped, cringe is embraced, and Rich reveals how Sara made an old lady clutch her pearls. 🎧 Tune in, laugh hard, and don’t forget to follow, rate, and share!

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

On this episode, Rich and Nicole have had it—why do kids treat parents like background noise? Rich shares a classic moment of Ben-level sass, while Nicole shows that baby her might’ve been a Prince lookalike. It only gets weirder when Rich admits he had a dream he was dating someone very unexpected… and then Matt randomly shows up, asking the exact same questions Nicole did about the new pope. They also unpack the chaos of weekends that are anything but “chill,” swap stories on how to handle backtalk without losing it, and dig into whether it’s wrong to skip your kid’s award ceremony when your household is one meltdown away from disaster. It’s fast, funny, and full of the kind of unfiltered parenting truths we all need...just make sure your kids aren't listening!

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole tackle the big question: what do moms really want for Mother’s Day (and what’s just painfully cheesy)? Rich spirals about keeping the podcast fun, while Nicole vents about Matt the Grouch and their marital communication breakdown. They react to a wild survey on why first dates flop—cue Rich’s rage over men’s hygiene habits. There's talk of Rich’s snack regrets, gym struggles, and the absurd expectations placed on 8-year-old athletes. Nicole plays detective involving a Snapchat post and Parker, while they both talk about who you would NOT take parenting advice from. Plus, Emmy and Benny hilariously complete old-school parenting phrases, and Matt’s cab ride ends with him being plain awkward. 🎙️ Listen now and follow the show—because parenting may be messy, but at least we’re laughing about it together!

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

On this week’s episode of Have Kids They Said, your favorite hosts Rich and Nicole are serving up laughs, chaos, and a little bit of wisdom—parenting-style. Rich kicks things off with a dilemma: should Matt splurge on Knicks tickets or keep it responsible? Nicole has thoughts. Meanwhile, Rich and Benny are living their best bro life—baseball and Pokémon forever! But not everything is sunshine and slice—cue the pizza debacle. Rich tells a pizza delivery fail on fight night. Rich recounts the saga of his lost—and miraculously recovered—wedding rings over the years. Yes, rings, plural. The season’s over for Rich’s girls’ softball team, so the crew dives into the ongoing debate: organized sports vs. neighborhood pick-up games—which builds better skills (and better stories)? Also on deck: puberty class panic (Matt is NOT read), a mom influencer shamed for taking a minute for herself (cue Nicole’s righteous fury), and Rich’s latest viral video find, starts with a little...tap, tap. Don’t miss this week’s TFIWK segment where Rich and Nicole answer your real-life parenting questions—well, they do their best. 👉 Be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share the episode with your fellow grown-ups in the trenches. Tag us with #HaveKidsTheySaid #ParentingPodcast #KnicksTix #PizzaProblems #LostRingChronicles #SoftballSeason #TapTap #TFIWK #SelfCareNotSorry

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025

On this week’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich unveils yet another new diet plan and somehow takes credit for Nicole and Matt’s entire marriage (yes, seriously). Nicole brings her daughter Parker on the mic to get to the bottom of whether she actually flipped her mom the bird—things get...complicated. Rich goes full nerd over his favorite History Channel show, while Nicole stumbles headfirst into the birds and the bees talk—and regrets every second. Meanwhile, Matt proves he might just be the worst at that convo. Rich gets nostalgic (and a little horrified) about watching his kids relive the awkward moments of growing up, from school forms to social minefields. Plus, there's a cringey wrong-text moment that you do not want to miss. 👉 Hit follow, leave a review, and catch every episode of Have Kids They Said for unfiltered laughs, parenting fails, and the chaos of raising kids. #ParentingPodcast #FunnyParenting #MomLife #DadLife #ModernParenting #ParentingFails #FamilyPodcast #HaveKidsTheySaid

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

In this episode, Nicole is not okay with Keegan’s fresh haircut, and she’s letting it be known. Meanwhile, Rich is still salty about saving a kid from a poop disaster and getting zero thanks. Rude! The two debate the ultimate superhero and which ice cream is the best for a fun family treat. Nicole dives into the interview drama of Bill Belichick’s new girlfriend, and somehow… we end up talking about tan lines becoming their own category (yep, that kind). From awkward urologist visits to a new game of "Would You Rather," with a classic Rich example. We debate how 100 guys would stack up against a gorilla. Plus, listeners share their parenting chaos and ask for advice—because we’re all just trying to survive one meltdown at a time. 🎧 Tune in for laughs and plenty of oversharing.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are riding solo without Jess (come back, we miss you!) and diving headfirst into the chaos of parenting, relationships, and random life gripes. They cover everything from therapy feeling like a brain massage, to loving people who are both great and kind of the worst, plus Rich questioning Sara’s parking skills. Nicole’s “hate list” is growing—couple’s counseling, surprise warts, Parker growing up, and an awkward cheers moment all make the cut. Things take a serious turn with a tricky situation at Keegan’s school, Rich panics about giving Emmy a core memory, and Nicole saves Matt from a Crocs crisis. Add in OnlyFans stats, a sweet sportsmanship moment, and a “Top That” involving bushes, and you've got one wild episode. Subscribe, rate, and share with your favorite parent-friend! And hey—what’s on your hate list this week?

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

In this laugh-packed episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are serving up real talk, relatable parenting rants, and a surprise Mets/Soto play-by-play courtesy of Keegan. They chat about good intentions gone hilariously wrong, Easter baskets turning into Christmas morning, and Rich’s new Easter Eve fast food tradition. Nicole shares the chaos of juggling Passover with sports, and the two dive into the struggle of keeping things “equal” between kids. There’s also some Love on the Spectrum feels, a baseball card nostalgia trip, and a long-overdue realization about those infamous boots with the fur. In this week’s “TFIWK,” an anonymous listener vents about ungrateful kids, another confesses to dentist bribery, and someone’s on the fence about giving in to the puppy pleas. Rich and Nicole weigh in with their own stories, laughs, and survival tips. 🎧 Hit play, laugh with us, and remember—parenting is chaos, but at least we’re in it together. Don't forget to rate, review, and share with that friend who swore they'd never give in to a puppy... but now has three.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive headfirst into the chaos once again—starting with Jack Black telling kids to chill with the popcorn and Chicken Jockey (yes, that’s a thing), and Nicole's very specific (and passionate) gripe with a certain type of sports mom. Rich hits his breaking point trying to complete a collector’s set for his kids, and the duo tackles the fine line between arrogance and confidence, which can give Nicole major secondhand awkwardness. They crack the parenting code on bribery vs. incentive (at least we hope), lay down a new house rule that punishment will never affect family time, and try to figure out if teacher shopping during open house is the new norm. Plus, Nicole’s dreams are absolutely unhinged, and Rich finds himself in a full-on Larry David moment with no idea what to do. It’s messy, relatable, and hilariously real. Don’t forget to follow, rate, and review! Because if you’re gonna parent through the chaos, you might as well laugh through it too.

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole blast off with a chat about Blue Origin’s all-women flight—which, of course, leads to the age-old question: do boobs float in space? Rich takes a deep dive into the world of Alex Earle (for science), sparking a scandalous convo about genetics and pop culture chaos. Matt swings by to answer one of Rich’s classic hypotheticals, and the crew gets real about what to do when your kid starts showing some red-flag behavior—spoiler: calling in the pros is totally okay. Meanwhile, Rich is spiraling over Emmy’s first big event without him or Sara, struggles to not be a cringe dad at dance class, and ponders the fine art of making mom friends. Plus: the great divorce debate—mediator or lawyer? It’s honest, hilarious, a little chaotic, and everything in between. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe—because parenting may not come with a manual, but at least you’ve got us.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is spiraling over the never-ending madness of summer camp sign-ups (seriously, why is it harder than college apps?), while Nicole discovers Parker has zero ability to keep a secret, which made for an awkward interaction for Nicole. Keegan’s habit involving his pants (yep, that one) makes a return during test prep, the crew talks about the highs and lows of having an only child, Sara’s trying to be the “funny mom” (the kid jury’s still out), and Matt’s on a mission to make chore time feel like a military operation. It’s parenting in all its chaotic, hilarious glory. Don’t forget to follow, rate, and subscribe for more weekly laughs and real-talk moments from the trenches of parenthood!

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

On this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole share some hilarious stories about those cringe-worthy moments when our parents embarrassed us—and let’s be real, when we’ve embarrassed our own kids! Rich spills the details on a very memorable story involving his dad’s underwear (you don’t want to miss this one!). Rich’s daughter, Emmy, gets a special message from softball legend Jennie Finch—talk about a moment to remember! The Minecraft movie is a big hit, and the duo chats about why it’s taking over the box office. They also discuss Chappell Roan’s bold opinion that motherhood is “miserable” and share their own thoughts on the ups and downs of parenting. Tune in to the laughs and parenting chaos!

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

This week on Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are back with a fun mix of parenting highs and lows. They discuss how to encourage kids in sports without turning them into mini-professionals and whether cursing in front of your kids should be encouraged. Plus, the two wonder who is cleaning their doors at home, with Matt chiming in. And, of course, Rich shares the chaos of his family day at Disneyland. Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and some chill parenting talk!

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into some classic April Fool's jokes they played on each other. They also debut a brand-new HKTS game: Parenting Roulette, where they want you to chime in with some entries. Rich takes a unique approach to describing the Yankees' new torpedo bats—spoiler: it’s peak Rich. The hosts also put their spin on The Match Game. What is Jessica Simpson drinking?! Rich and Nicole discuss in disbelief. And, of course, they wrap up with a love letter to everyone’s favorite comfort food—tater tots. It’s another wild, funny, and unpredictable ride with Rich and Nicole, so don’t miss out!

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

In today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss the wild world of intense travel sports for kids, sharing their thoughts on how overwhelming the schedules and expectations can be. They dive into Rich's son's growing obsession with Pokémon and how it makes Rich feel inadequate. While Nicole's kids are calling out her 'mom-behavior'. The duo also tackles the tricky situation when your kid struggles with their friendships, and they reveal the surprising songs you definitely can't have your kids singing in public. Finally, Rich and Nicole talk about the sky-high costs of kid sports photos and whether it’s all really worth it. Tune in for a laugh, some relatable moments, and plenty of parenting real talk!

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole are by themselves! They discuss the fine line between honesty and oversharing with your spouse and kids – when is it okay to tell the truth, and when should you keep things to yourself? Meanwhile, Rich can’t help but notice that mooning seems to be making a comeback, and Matt chimes in to share his thoughts on this rebellious trend. The conversation then shifts to the legacy of George Foreman and his iconic grill. Rich and Nicole also explore the decision of pulling kids out of school for a Disney day and how that aligns with different parenting styles. Finally, they wrap things up with the $20 strawberry – is it worth it, or are we all just falling victim to an overpriced trend? Tune in for laughs, a few parenting revelations, and plenty of playful banter!

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole have a sad announcement to make. But fear not, for there are many funny and lighthearted updates to share in the aftermath: As Rich enters his juice cleanse era, he is asking that the Village Bitches please refrain from [playfully] fat-shaming him any longer. Meanwhile, Nicole is displeased with both of her kids: her daughter Parker uttered the words “nipple piercings” out loud on the train, while her son Keegan decided to pee in a bucket during a visit with a friend. In other related news, Rich is navigating his children being picky eaters and has turned to Instagram for some hilariously unrealistic advice. Lastly, after binge-watching the latest of Netflix’s trashy reality dating shows, Nicole and Rich wonder whether they could predict who their partners would cheat on them with.

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole break down all the epic fails Rich witnessed while vacationing in Cabo during Spring Break. Plus, he returns home rocking some of the wildest headbands, shares his latest List of the Week, and kicks off his juicing journey. The duo also tackle a burning question following the astronauts’ return—can you really have sex in outer space? They dive into the drama surrounding the Snow White Live feature, celebrate the anniversary of Final Destination, and answer your most pressing questions, like: Is it okay for your son to have a backup option while dating? What should you do when your son suddenly ditches the family’s favorite team? And how do you talk to your child about their first period?

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

In today’s episode, The Ryans are back and raunchier than ever! While Matt is exhausted after a week spent searching New York City for his lost phone, jacket, and scooter, Nicole is perplexed by the mysterious parent who shows up at their kids’ bus stop dressed like a ninja. Later, they mull over the pros and cons of city life while contemplating a future move to the suburbs. In a relatable yet mortifying pivot, Matt and Nicole jokingly reflect on their teenage masturbation habits, particularly after an insightful look into their son Keegan’s iPad search history. Who knew that the dirty Google searches of today’s youth ranged from ‘barbecue sauce on titties’ to ‘kissing on the lips’?

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the birth of this podcast, their own battles with COVID, and the day Rich said goodbye to New York. The TV Dad Face-Off heats up as Bandit from Bluey goes head-to-head with Phil Dunphy from Modern Family. Plus, Nicole needs your advice—her daughter Parker is struggling with insomnia. They also tackle the ultimate Disneyland survival guide, a listener’s bold plan to meet Rich in Mexico, and one mom’s face-to-face showdown with her daughter’s bully.

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2025

In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole share the top 5 signs that nothing’s going to be happening in the bedroom tonight, from Rich’s wife Sarah wearing headache hats (if you don’t know what those are, don’t worry; Nicole doesn't either) to a simple but rare “No, not tonight,” from Nicole’s husband, Matt. Later in the ‘What We Hate’ segment, Rich is understandably sad about his dog getting older, which is why Nicole cheers him up by sharing more about her recent experience in Las Vegas, including a story involving — Rich’s words — a “sloppy drunk lesbian from the bathroom.” Lastly, Nicole leaves us with the reminder to always make sure you’re off speakerphone before talking about how horny you are, while Rich lets us in on his wife’s recent illegal escapades.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich chat about Nicole’s recent trip to Vegas with her other show, The Morning Mashup, her newfound love for Thunder Down Under, rugby players, and her disdain for tardy people. They also share the "List of the Week" and bring back the TV Dads Faceoff, this time pitting Archie Bunker from All in the Family against Red Forman from That '70s Show! Who gets your vote? Lastly, they tackle their own parenting questions bringing in Matt, Nicole's husband, and weigh in on another mom’s discipline method for her messy AF kids!

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2025

In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole clash over Nicole's strong reluctance to ever move to Los Angeles. She’s feeling the strain of her kids’ jam-packed sports schedules—especially now that her son Keegan has been invited to try out for AAU Basketball. Meanwhile, Rich shares a laugh-out-loud moment when he dressed up as an ice cube to coach Emmy's team, the Teal Ice Crushers, hilariously turning himself into a human piñata for the kids. He also raves about a heartwarming new show on Disney Plus called Win or Lose, perfect for helping kids navigate anxiety, competition, and all the highs and lows of growing up. Ending on a light note, Nicole tells a funny story about her daughter Parker hilariously mixing up AIDS and Alzheimer’s while trying to explain how her grandpa passed away to her friend.

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

In today’s episode Rich is stepping into his calling, coaching little league teams. while Nicole shares the warm fuzzies she gets from spreading a little kindness, thanks to Rich’s sweet reminder that a simple compliment can work wonders. They dive into the Yankees finally loosening up with a new beard policy, give a shoutout to Ignacio Anaya for blessing the world with nachos, and stir up some fun with another round of TV Dad Face Off: Herman Munster (The Munsters) vs. Jack Pearson (This Is Us). To top it off, they answer listener questions about the oh-so-relatable parenting oops of forgetting your kids and the tricky territory of dealing with a sister who’s drinking while expecting.

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025

On today’s special episode of Have Kids They Said…, the Ryan's are taking over! Nicole welcomes her husband, Matt Ryan to the pod and the two discuss Matt's mother's issue throwing out food, Matt crying after Dance Mom's, and they find themselves answering the age-old question, "do you have to brush your pubic hair?".

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

On today’s special episode of Have Kids, They Said…, The Davises are taking over! Rich and Sara get real about the struggles of being those parents—the ones with the crying or misbehaving kids at Little League games. Rich spices things up with a bold, slightly sexy business pitch inspired by Sara’s newfound love of smoking meats. The two also dive into some hilarious “Would You Rather” questions. Finally, Rich can’t help but wonder—will Nicole and Matt play along or turn it into one of their signature, passionate fights on the next episode?

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2025

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive into a big question—would you rather look younger but worse or older and better? Shoutout to @jesseblockton on TikTok for this hilarious gem! Rich realized that he and Sara are total suckers because their kids keep outsmarting them into staying up late, leaving them exhausted and cranky every morning. Meanwhile, Nicole’s daughter Parker gives us the inside scoop on how her dad, Matt, wakes them up every day… and let’s just say, it’s absolute chaos! Also, Have Kids They Said is teaming up with MB STYLES for a special Valentine’s Day Giveaway launching on February 14th! Don’t miss out—check Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod for details. Nicole shares an update on Parker’s ongoing school bully situation, while Rich fills us in on Sara’s latest adventure—becoming a pit master and possibly giving birth to a new business idea! Plus, we have something extra special coming next week for all you Village Bitches in honor of Valentine’s Day and Presidents’ Day! Stay tuned!

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

In today’s episode, some flies are getting frisky at Rich’s house—some might say they’re fumbling toward ecstasy. Rich recaps his trip to New Orleans, covering all the action leading up to Super Bowl weekend. Nicole and Rich go head-to-head in another round of Battle of the TV Dads, featuring Carl Winslow (Family Matters) vs. Dan Conner (Roseanne.) They also tackle listener questions on handling concerns over sleepovers, calming kids without shaming them when they act out, and finding the right coaching tone for Little League. And finally—Village B*tches, let’s give a big shoutout to Rich’s son, Ben, for his 5th birthday! Flood the socials with love!

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich welcome a very special guest—Nicole’s husband, Matt—for a deep dive into the oh-so-serious topic of edging. Rich shares the moment he walked into the iconic Superdome in New Orleans, where the Super Bowl is just around the corner. But being away from home isn’t all glitz and game-day excitement—he gets real about the guilt of FaceTiming his kids at all the wrong times. Meanwhile, Nicole opens up about her daughter’s tough experience with schoolyard bullying and the life lessons she knows she’ll one day have to pass down to her son, Keegan, before heading out to have fun. And we have to ask—when the world is ending, are you fighting tooth and nail to survive, or are you throwing in the towel like Nicole?

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by Rich’s wife, Sara, with everyone tuning in from three different time zones. Nicole shares a shocking story about the worst thing that could happen to someone—her Hell’s Kitchen aesthetician was arrested for illegally injecting counterfeit Botox into unsuspecting victims. In a surprise segment, Rich’s parents and Nicole’s mom drop by to weigh in on whether they know who Kendrick Lamar is and if he’s the right pick for this weekend’s Super Bowl halftime show. Meanwhile, the latest round of Battle of the TV Dads sparks a heated debate as Homer Simpson goes head-to-head with Al Bundy from Married… with Children, leaving Nicole and Rich at odds. Sara makes a case for adding a smoker to the Davis household, with Nicole and Rich chiming in. And finally, Rich finds himself unexpectedly roped into coaching not just one, but both of Emmy and Ben’s teams.

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2025

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are overjoyed knowing that a small segment about Keegan’s Croc game saved Rich’s daughter, Emmy, from a full-blown tantrum. With sports in full swing, they’ve both been caught up in the chaos. Now, they need your help—Rich got roped into running Emmy’s softball team and needs a name for it! Plus, Nicole isn’t thrilled and is feeling heated about the tension between Matt and Keegan at Keegan’s basketball games. Listeners, would you come to Vegas for a live recording of HKTS? Let us know by email!

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025