Have Kids, They Said…

On today's episode, Coach Rich and Off-Campus-Loving Nicole discuss all the things. Nicole has blinders on for her identity. Last names...there's a lot at stake. How do we really feel about plus-ones to a wedding? Taylor Swift made her choice. Don't you dare try to sell ice cream as soft serve. Having to battle Pokémon Nerdy Adults to get your kids some cards. How important taking video to help remember the small, everyday moments. And no matter what you do, you will forever be lame in your kids' eyes. Please keep sharing with your friends! We appreciate every like, subscribe, share, listen, hang...all the things our village does to help us reach more parents who need to feel seen!

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole dive right in. The bowlers come for Nicole. Nicole hates the feeling of leaving Matt when she goes on a trip, AWE. Rich hates scheduling hangs with all the loops everyone needs to jump through. There's a call from the school nurse, and there is an out-of-hand cop story. Rich is dealing with graffiti and rats. Just a much-needed catch-up! We appreciate all the love you show! It helps us keep our village growing!

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole recap their holiday weekend. Benny asked a question that led to a trail of fun facts. Taylor and Travis predictions by Rich. They are EXHAUSTED from the weekend. Catching yourself posting only the highlights, why do we put that stress on ourselves? Nicole discovers a new nerd level with Rich and LOSES it! Please like, subscribe, and share! We appreciate our village bitches so much!

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about the cartoons their kids grew out of. Keggan pops on to tell Rich he went too far. Coley gets an important call. Nicole is done handling things. Rich has neighbor strife and gray chest hair. Keegan rallies a bus full of people. And Rich gets lost in translation. Please like, subscribe, and share with your fellow village b!tch! XO!

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

On today's show, Rich and Nicole talk about living for the busy moments. Talking kid parties, do you stay or do you go? Rich just can't believe not everyone cares about or at least watched the fight over the weekend. What are your family's movies/cartoons? Would you want super A-list celebrities at your wedding? Parker went to her first dance! Which brings up some little Richie stories. And it just gets more cringe with his dad antics. Then he asks for help on how to motivate a bunch of little baseball players. And did Nicole and Matt get caught? Rich never wants to let the kids go. Please keep liking, subscribing, and sharing with your friends! We love our village b!tches!!

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a unique name is now and what's the new Gertrude. Rich may get to have a cool dad moment with Emmy. And Sara is a silly goose. Nicole is an ex-party girl who just wants the canceled plans. Back-to-back parties for Rich and Sara, while dealing with going through all the kids' old stuff. Rich gets all mushy about Benny and monster poops. Keegan's got stories. We appreciate all of our village b!tches!! Keep liking, subscribing, and sharing with your friends!!

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

On today's show, Rich brings in the sniffles. They laugh over the Kevin Hart roast and the Hulk Hogan documentary. Then Nicole and Sara lay the smack down on Dad, who just is not stepping up with the pics. Rich tells tales of Maui. Dog days with Nicole and Rich worry about making his dad's trip fun, while also having him understand life is filled with kid sports. Please like, subscribe, and share with your village!

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss new vacation gear. Rich gives a great update, leaving us with warm fuzzies. Who else loves a good nap? They talk about the Met Gala and Bruno Mars. Nicole hates that she thinks she has it all together at the beginning of the week, only to self-implode. But she tells us all to "Nips Up"! Rich also lets us know about BDD's. He also has All-Star woes for Benny's team. Can kids reeeealllllly be elite athletes when they still believe in Santa? Uber safety rules to follow. Nicole took Parker to Puppy Yoga, and the internet trolls were not happy. And Rich got Sara with gophers. Please like, subscribe, download, and share with your friends to help grow the village!

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2026

Today's episode starts with a restart... Then Rich and Nicole talk about pickup/dropoff preferences. How kids can earn trust. Parker comes in with some morning announcements. Rich forgets he's so open that people in his life know pod stories. What would Nicole's 'single mom' rules be? Matt goes from surfer bro to lax king. Nicole agrees with Sara about just wanting a good butt rub. Nicole breaks down her lacrosse tourney weekend, and it involves the cops! Got some goodies for Shower Thoughts. Nicole has an existential crisis about birth. Rich found what he wants to be when he grows up. Please be sure to like, subscribe, download, and share the pod with friends! It is all thanks to y'all that we can do this!

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss who is a public figure as big as Michael Jackson...he is compared to Shakespeare. Trying to capture those family moments. Nicole has a homework confession. Matt saves up his big feelings, and Nicole needs him to find a way to release them. Rich wants to know...quality vs convenience, and what is worth it with kids. Iconic TV quotes quiz. A village challenge - dress well for one month and see how you feel. Rich has a top that includes pranks. And Nicole has to reeducate Parker on Madonna. We love and appreciate you guys! Please help us grow by liking, following, subscribing...all the things, but mostly share us with a potential village bitch!

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2026

On today's show, Rich and Nicole break down the weekend. Rich gets the history of his biggest pet peeve. There's a major what would you do, and Nicole calls out Rich on his confrontation claim. When was the last time you went to a street fair or a farmer's market? Nicole learns something about her building's balconies, and it's some sh!t. Rich tells everyone what women want. The digital detox is having its moment in the dating world. And when was the last time you had a childhood treat? Please like, subscribe, follow, and share with your village! We cannot thank all of our village bitches enough!

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2026

On today's episode, Nicole's sleep has been so disrupted that people are saying it's perimenopause knocking on the door. Rich tries to sell the latest show he watches. How do you determine a kid is sick-sick, rather than just whiny? Nicole realized she would just not survive without Matt. Euphoria brings up some OF convos.Rich brings up a quote as a hypothetical, and they talk about life perspective. WWYD with cash on the ground? Because Nicole got bamboozled. And Rich tells us an intimate story that leaves us all laughing. Please help us grow the village by liking, subscribing, and sharing the pod!

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole got on about hair loss and BBL's. They bring in shower thoughts and compare childhood with their kids. And who gave us permission to be raising actual humans?! And thanks to Parker, everyone is about to have a WILD song stuck in their head. There is so much to unpack in this episode, because Rich makes sure everyone knows...he is a bewb expert. Whatever that is. Please like, subscribe, and share! It is all thanks to our village b!tches that we are here!

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2026

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down how you are actually supposed to pronounce celebrity names. Rich brings up the WNBA, and it turns into talking about wings. Someone's got a gopher problem. Nicole writes a scathing email to her building, and Rich has a laughable family streak that is just sad at this point. And a big question for our village bitches...how is it changing schools? Parker has a brethrothal, and Emmy's got a birthday to plan. Be sure to like, subscribe, download, share...all the things. We can't do this without our village!

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2026

On today's episode, Nicole calls out Rich for overpromising a 'sode with Sara. Rich talks about just trying to win the week, and Nicole breaks down her vacay with the fam in the DR. Where Coachella started to where it is now spurs a question: what age are you over things? Throwing out ownership of your kid when they act up. Shower habits. Rich realizes no one is chasing him. Keegan is becoming a hypeman to Parker's embarrassment. The importance of 1-on-1 time with your kids. Rich also teases a sports dad question for next week. If you would like to help support, please like, subscribe, and share the pod! This is all thanks to the village!

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2026

On today's episode, Nicole and Rich talk about the height of Fergie, and it leads to karaoke tales. Some good 'ol avocado toast. Compliment etiquette, and Nicole is on the Nads. What's up with Leanne Rimes jaw? And giraffe chiropractors are a thing. Are you getting in at a pool party with the kids? Taylor Frankie Paul - should they still air it? Nicole is getting ready for the fam's DR trip. Rich has ANOTHER hibachi story. Make sure you share and subscribe to the pod!

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2026

On today's episode, Matt subs in. Listen in as you hear him and Nicole bicker and fall in love again. They are facing the next chapter of youth sports, and they are ready...maybe. Farmer Matt challenges Plant Daddy Rich for who has the better green thumb. Matt relives his run-in with a hawk. And being prepared. Nicole and Matt work through a fight from the weekend. The fight takes a detour with her eyebrow appointment. And it leads to the Ryan's vacation plans-no iPads???!! Be sure to rate, follow, all the things to help us grow this b!tch!

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich recaps his Dominican Republic trip while Nicole admits she may have gone too far. They get into impossible boundaries, Dungeon Crawler Rich, and trying to find the right balance as a coach. There’s a firm stance on “you don’t own the lingo, kid,” plus a fresh round of Shower Thoughts to close it out. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also thinks they invented the slang.

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into vacation anxiety, the weird emotions when your kids move into the next chapter, and Matt somehow putting his foot in his mouth… again. They get into the awkwardness of those medical exams, debate whether Rich should get a spray tan, and talk about when it’s finally okay to splurge a little. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also overthinks vacations before they even start.

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day tradition. They ask what type of family you really are and what that means for your day-to-day. Parker pops in with a few gripes about Nicole, and they admit that sometimes… You might quietly root against your kids. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who would absolutely pretend to like something just to avoid the drama.

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties, the anniversary of the Covid shutdown, and Nicole being completely overstimulated by life. Kids' haircuts are how much?! Rich has somehow amassed an alarming number of socks—leading to even more laundry tales. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend whose laundry pile is also quietly judging them.

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign for better sleep. Emmy has concerns about the leprechaun. Nicole has an awkward Heated Rivalry moment with Parker while Rich has the sweetest one with Emmy, and Matt manages to make Keegan cringe harder than ever. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who still complains about daylight savings.

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social media. And the ongoing effort to actually make family dinners happen, then Nicole unleashes a full-blown vent fest. They debate the worst grammar mistakes, Nicole wrestles with a mean-girl moral question, while Rich is dealing with an ant invasion. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also has strong opinions about grammar… and a house currently losing a war to ants.

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite Dr. Seuss, talk about why taking a compliment feels so awkward, and try to crack the code on managing family schedules. “Hey Daddy” enters the chat, and Rich assigns Nicole a prank mission for Matt that could go very sideways. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also can’t just say “thank you” when someone gives them a compliment.

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes the best part, and Sara’s stress spiral over school merch. Nicole recaps snow day hellscape, and a story about an out-of-line dad. This week’s Shower Thoughts make an appearance, and Nicole is heading to Vegas for a WEEK… which feels aggressive. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this to the friend who would absolutely book Vegas.

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a full investigation into why she’s falling apart, Benny is navigating some big emotions, and the conversation takes a turn into sextinction and frenemies. Listen now, subscribe, leave a review, and tell us—are we ready for video or are we absolutely not ready for video?

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Heated Rivalry still has Nicole in a chokehold, and the weekend recap quickly spirals from there. They get into celebs being wildly out of touch in the courtroom, another round of 'Shower Thoughts' with the gang, and Matt smorphs into Hollywood Hogan. The never-ending house to-do list makes an appearance, Rich cannot stop talking about Traitors, awkward hibachi stories, Sara and Nicole want to bring balls back, and of course...more parenting dilemmas. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send it to the friend who also has a house list that regenerates overnight.

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole addresses the bunny in the room, and things only spiral from there. They talk about people who can’t handle a simple change of plans, your most re-watched movie, and Rich casually rolling out a list of people he hates. There’s a debate over your OF line, what to do when kid activities get double-booked, and Nicole getting a little starstruck in her DMs. They dive into raising independent kids, shout out how essential teachers really are, and share near-miss moments—Rich with a close call, Nicole missing her stop… and Matt doing the exact same thing. Listen now, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also double-books their life and pretends it was strategic.

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the Super Bowl and halftime, remind everyone to please fact-check themselves, and wonder whether AI is about to take social media entirely out. Rich still cannot get Nicole on the reality-show train, they agree a nice dinner beats wild parties every time, and share worries over Nancy Guthrie. Matt is the star of today’s 'You’re Not That Cool', they close things out with 'Shower Thoughts', and ask the very important question: when will kids finally learn FaceTime etiquette? Hit play, weigh in loudly, and send this episode to the person who absolutely needs a FaceTime intervention.

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2026

On today’s episode, Matt fills in for Rich while he’s in San Fran for the Super Bowl. The episode turns unexpectedly fiery, and honestly? It’s impossible to summarize because you basically get to listen to them fall in love again in real time. They dive into sports parent drama, feelings get loud, and Matt becomes a slam poet before anyone can stop him. Listen now, laugh with us, and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share Have Kids They Said wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Groundhog Day (and yes, it’s a whole lotta hog), are you a tater tot person, Super Bowl snacks and unhinged betting, and Nicole’s slow return to life after being super sick. They get into Grammy chatter, Rich has a proud dad moment with Emmy, Emmy asks that baby question, and two new segments make their debut: Stop Tryin’ to Be Cool and Shower Thoughts. Chaos, as always, ensues. Listen now, rate, review, and share with the friend who absolutely has too many Super Bowl opinions.

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is still rocking her curling-iron injury while Rich actively tries to wreck everyone’s algorithm. They end up talking about the Challenger explosion (with a truly interesting Nicole analogy), sledding vs. sleigh riding, and why cubicle life feels officially dead. Nicole's elevator drama, Rich prepping for Career Day, a detour into smut books and whether women even want to deal with lingerie anymore. And jKeegan chaos leaves Nicole holding actual poop. Listen now, laugh nervously, and send this episode to someone who needs to know they’re not alone in the mess.

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Nicole dealing with snow and whether kids are being robbed of core memories with no more snow days, while Rich proudly confirms he does not miss seasons at all. They get into things you’re pretty sure you’ll never do again, mispronouncing words with full confidence, and when sports and activities officially become too much. Plus: Kanye’s apology, a story involving the Zitos, and a round of wildly misheard names. Hit play, form your opinions loudly, and then send this episode to someone who also can’t pronounce basic words anymore.

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole unpack why everyone feels overwhelmed as adults (kids or no kids), the weight of having a platform, and the kids' eating habits. They get into which celeb drama has their attention, Nicole hits full defeated-and-depleted mode, and they debate the pressure to show up to every kid event. Plus: where you land on Beach Mom trending drama. Nicole has hot sauce problems, and Benny rats out Rich. Listen now, take sides, and then immediately text this episode to the friend who is also barely holding it together.

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich puts Nicole to the test with Saved by the Bell trivia and spirals into the 10-year trend and all the nostalgia that comes with it. Matt jumps on with the college football national championships, they talk about building kids’ confidence, when is a sports parent "too much", and help a listener who needs advice. Rich is stressed with his draft coming up, and they wrap it all up with some wise words to live by. Hit play now, before Rich overthinks the draft even more.

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole get into whether you’re a friendship maintainer, a Heated Rivalry mention, and ask what you think actors think about during smooch scenes. Things turn real as they talk men and feelings, Nicole’s Oura stats haunting her, and her very strong feelings about PE teachers and body image. Rich realizes he might have a control issue, they ask what kind of sports parents are you, a gym shower question, share a funny post-COVID school story, and Benny asks what romance is. Hit play now, because this one goes from funny to real and back again fast.

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole has a curling iron injury, starting to choose local over big business, and the parental question of whose gift card is it really. Parker handles a bully, talk toxic mom groups, and wonder if drinking just isn’t the vibe anymore. Hit play now and share with someone who’s also rethinking everything.

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is in Vegas and experiences Uber road rage. They get into pork chop stories, being a good sport about pictures, the Oura ring taking over Nicole's life, and the Toto toilet. What you can’t come back from? Along with some couples-fight homework, and a street tale that goes sideways fast. Hit play now before Rich orders another pork chop.

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole ring in the New Year while Rich’s kids somehow still have another week of winter break, and Nicole is officially done and ready for the regularly scheduled program. They check in on who actually made it to midnight, agree that family quiet time is the dream, and Rich tells Nicole about Dr. Pepper babyyyyy by Romeo with the music remix on show by Jake Ceja. Nicole shares her BIG goal for the year, Rich leans into sauna life, and talk kitchen dangers, the rough news cycle, Tom Brady and Alix Earle, and a fun TV game show to watch with the kids. Plus, an Ed Sheeran mission, shower towel habits, and laundry quirks. Start the year right! Hit play and bring the chaos into 2025 with you.

Transcribed - Published: 6 January 2026

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about actually taking time off (or trying to), keeping up with scroll life, and who really deserves credit for the good presents. They get into watching holiday favorites, Matt still being sick, and Rich begging everyone to pick up the pace. There’s some generational empathy, Nicole has a run-in with Mrs. Claus, and Sara has a holiday party sweater mishap. Hit play now before the holidays pass you by and share it with someone who also needs everyone to move faster.

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole discuss gas roulette, Nicole in a zombie apocalypse, and what TV shows to watch, and the perfect Christmas playlist. Nicole is all over the place, Matt is taken out by the man flu, and Rich shares how his kids love hard. They get into party invites when kids are involved, generational lingo, Nicole’s DMV adventures, and the very serious debate over how to properly pronounce a certain famous reindeer’s name. Hit play now before the gas runs out, the zombies show up, or Nicole has to go back to the DMV.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole kick off the holiday countdown, talk goals for the new year, and share a sad update about Piper. There’s a classic Parent Trap–style moment with Coley, Keegan texts Matt to “chill bro,” and Christmas shopping stress is very real. Hit play now to get in your holiday feelings and share it with someone who’s already behind on gift shopping.

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is flying solo on the parenting front while Sara’s out of town and he's confused as to why the kids are listening more than usual, Matt is going full sports dad on Keegan, and Rich has decided his true calling might actually be becoming a hibachi chef. Hit play now! Because this spiral happens fast and you don’t want to miss it!

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down airport game plans, guilty splurges, and unpack Rich’s latest health fad. They slip into full band-nerd mode...only for Nicole to completely fail a very obvious music icon test, before shifting into how to handle bullies and Matt’s nightly snoring saga. They talk about adding new kid traditions, Rich shows off his new Black Friday toy, and Nicole… well… gets tooted on. It’s that kind of episode. Hit play now because you never know what’s going to come out of this show (literally).

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into all things Thanksgiving before questioning whether they should finally check out NADs. They talk about Sara's big plans for the annual Gingerbread Party, the latest social media trends, and Christmas gift shopping. Then things get real as they talk about how no two kids get the same version of their parents. And Nicole drops a moral question that’s definitely about to earn her some hate (and probably Rich, too). Hit play now! This one’s messy, funny, and guaranteed to spark debate!

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2025

On today’s special Thanksgiving episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dig into the realities of the holiday, starting with that moment every parent dreads when their kids realize animals are, well… meat. Rich steps fully into his Broadway Boy era as they talk about the new Wicked movie, and a basketball hypothetical comes into play. Sara’s sweet love notes make an appearance, the Annual Gingerbread Fight is back, and Rich and Nicole reflect on staying united when life gets tough. They walk through the changing stages of kids’ wish lists, break down some pranks, and close things out trying to "top that." Start the episode now—your Thanksgiving prep could use the company!

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2025

On today’s new episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt jumps in for Rich. And they kick things off with fellow apartment tenants before things get very real, giving you full fly-on-the-wall access to their unfiltered therapy session. They discuss what's happening with the Wicked press, Tara Reid nostalgia, and Matt was in a movie, then debated if reading at a bar is ok. Parker’s made a major life decision, they question what makes a home, and talk about being present (and fun?) as parents before wrapping it all up with holiday family madness. Smash that play button before Matt replaces Rich permanently and we all have to adjust.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole jump from solo-dining to Nicole’s extremely specific presidential crush, and somehow straight into Labubu and the K-Pop Demon Hunters crashing the Macy’s Day Parade. They gear up for the final Stranger Things season, test their Saved By The Bell knowledge, and Rich reveals that Zack Morris was basically his wingman when he met Sara. There’s talk of the little blue pill, Nicole’s mouse-related PTSD, Rich grieving his kids’ voices getting older, and the impossible task of breaking serious news to your children. Then they dive into the couple’s “purge” you may want to try, tipping expectations, and Rich’s blind work dinner date. Hit play now—before they wander into another fever-dream tangent and forget what they were talking about entirely!

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole come in HOT with a full apology tour for ghosting you last week, then spiral immediately into old radio flub stories and Matt’s snoring. Rich admits he cried over a TikTok trend (shocking no one), should we quit social media entirely, and they both agree being “on the road” is anything but glamorous. There’s debate over the nostalgia with Good Night Moon, does where you live even matter, and then absolute chaos as Nicole loses her wedding rings down a Vegas hotel sink. Rich flexes his TSA PreCheck bougie card, introduces us to Pickleball Dickie, assigns more social media trend homework, and gets hilariously pod-jealous. Hit play before they miss another week and spiral all over again!

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2025

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about Nicole always trying to figure it out, finding your glimmers, Zillow snooping, and diving deep into their childhoods. Rich fails spectacularly at taking care of a sick Sara, Keegan’s got a wild new homework method, there’s talk of mondo pen!$, tuck-ins that never die, and a FaceTime fail Matt will never live down. Buckle up—it’s unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably them. Smash play before they delete this one!

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2025