Ghost of Old Man Clemmons

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is still rocking her curling-iron injury while Rich actively tries to wreck everyone’s algorithm. They end up talking about the Challenger explosion (with a truly interesting Nicole analogy), sledding vs. sleigh riding, and why cubicle life feels officially dead. Nicole's elevator drama, Rich prepping for Career Day, a detour into smut books and whether women even want to deal with lingerie anymore. And jKeegan chaos leaves Nicole holding actual poop. Listen now, laugh nervously, and send this episode to someone who needs to know they’re not alone in the mess.

Transcript

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0:00.0	warning, warning, warning.
0:03.2	What do you plan on saying this episode?
0:05.3	I don't know.
0:06.0	I feel like it could get ugly, could get crazy.
0:09.6	We never know.
0:10.3	You really never know.
0:11.3	Some episodes are super chill.
0:12.9	Some are like unhinged.
0:14.3	So we have to prepare you to make sure you get your little ones out of the room.
0:17.9	Yeah, this is not for their ears.
0:19.5	It gets a little dirty.
0:20.7	You have been warned.
0:22.8	What's your name?
0:25.0	Alan.
0:26.1	Who am I?
0:27.0	Becky.
0:27.5	Uh-huh.
0:29.5	Uh-huh.
0:29.6	Baby!
0:30.1	Yeah.
0:30.2	Ha-huh.
0:33.1	Ah!
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