Bangers & Mash

Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day tradition. They ask what type of family you really are and what that means for your day-to-day. Parker pops in with a few gripes about Nicole, and they admit that sometimes… You might quietly root against your kids. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who would absolutely pretend to like something just to avoid the drama.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey.
0:23.7	Hey, hey, hey. I'm sad Albert. Hey, hey, hey. I thought you're doing some Robin Thick. No, I saw you post something about that the other day. But that's besides the point. You know what's going on, guys. This is our little reminder or a little warning that children should not be listening to this. So if they're in the car, wait until they're gone until you start listening to Rich and I. No doubt. A little uncensored.
0:22.1	You've been warned. children should not be listening to this. So if they're in the car, wait until they're gone until you start listening to Rich and I.
0:23.7	No doubt. A little uncensored.
0:25.2	You've been warned. Let's go.
0:28.4	What's your name?
0:30.1	Who am I?
0:31.1	Daddy. Ah ha.
0:32.6	Daddy.
0:33.6	Ah!
0:34.1	Daddy!
0:34.6	Ah!
0:35.6	Ah!
0:36.6	Ah! Gee, on the fucking dishes! Woo!
0:40.8	Jeez, on the fucking bitching. Yeah.
0:45.8	Yo.
0:52.3	Oh, you know that feeling when you're about to go on vacation and you see the finish line, but you have like a day or so of fucking chaos? I know it well. That's where I'm at right now because by the time you might hear this, I could very well be laying on a beach in the Dominican Republic. I mean, will you be? Wait a minute. When did you plan to go to
1:11.0	do we talk about this? That you're going to DR? Yeah, you just don't listen to me. No, no, because did I talk about how I'm going to DR? I know. You're going a month after me. Yeah. Oh, we could have met up. We could have high fived. You don't want to hang out. You make your own plans. You discount me. You never want to see me. That's not true. I love you deeply,
1:30.5	madly. You don't want to hang out. You make your own plans. You just count me. You never want to see me.
1:28.3	That's not true.
1:29.5	I love you deeply, madly.
1:32.3	Okay, Savage Garden.
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