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Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down airport game plans, guilty splurges, and unpack Rich’s latest health fad. They slip into full band-nerd mode...only for Nicole to completely fail a very obvious music icon test, before shifting into how to handle bullies and Matt’s nightly snoring saga. They talk about adding new kid traditions, Rich shows off his new Black Friday toy, and Nicole… well… gets tooted on. It’s that kind of episode. Hit play now because you never know what’s going to come out of this show (literally).

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0:00.0	All right, another Thursday has begun, and you guys know the deal, you know the drill.
0:07.1	Chitlins, little ones, mini people, get them out of the room.
0:11.3	Elves?
0:12.2	Elves. Yeah, even them. Get them out of the room.
0:14.7	Not for your ears. You've been warned. Let's go.
0:19.2	What's your name?
0:21.4	Oh my.
0:23.4	Daddy.
0:23.7	Oh my.
0:24.6	Daddy!
0:25.6	Daddy!
0:27.6	Yeah, he's got, yo, what's up, yo?
0:44.5	Oh, ho, ho.
0:46.4	I have a question.
0:48.3	You're wearing a Mike Tyson t-shirt, and I saw something the other day, and it was
0:53.0	like a picture of Mike Tyson.
0:54.0	It was like, this is a photo of Mike Tyson from like 1980 something and his nose is covered in
0:59.6	cocaine and I don't like and he was like at the party and I was like this can't be real but like
1:04.5	it could be real like do we think that's a real picture?
1:07.3	He was just walking around with like literally just like he's just stuck his face in
1:11.1	like powdered sugar. Have you seen any documentary or anything about Mike Tyson? He's unapologetically
1:16.7	like a maniac. Yes, but like I just don't remember I don't feel like even if he did like a lot
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