A Ruckus in the Coop

Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode, Matt subs in. Listen in as you hear him and Nicole bicker and fall in love again. They are facing the next chapter of youth sports, and they are ready...maybe. Farmer Matt challenges Plant Daddy Rich for who has the better green thumb. Matt relives his run-in with a hawk. And being prepared. Nicole and Matt work through a fight from the weekend. The fight takes a detour with her eyebrow appointment. And it leads to the Ryan's vacation plans-no iPads???!! Be sure to rate, follow, all the things to help us grow this b!tch!

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0:00.0	All right, surprise.
0:01.9	You get a Matt Ryan and Nicole Ryan episode.
0:05.7	So especially now more than ever, get the kids out of the room.
0:09.4	This is not for their ears.
0:10.9	You have been warned.
0:13.6	What's your name?
0:16.0	Who am I?
0:17.9	Daddy.
0:18.2	Daddy.
0:19.8	A baby. Thank you. Cool mind. Puckoo! Oh, wow!
0:20.8	Well, hello, old pal.
0:38.4	Why do I always get the special warning?
0:40.7	Like, I'm more risque than the late great Rich Davis when I fill in for him.
0:44.8	Late great.
0:45.5	You did that with Michael Jordan.
0:46.9	I did.
0:47.3	I used to think for some reason that I always thought that the late great met,
0:51.5	not somebody who had passed away, but somebody who had done something amazing
0:54.8	but it was no longer doing it doesn't it means dead i i know okay so rich is not dead he's not i know
1:00.4	rich we love you we miss you and for everybody they can't stand me and loves rich i'm sure he'll be back
1:05.0	soon but for now for the next half hour or so fucking buckle up your pants yeah be a big boy and be
1:10.4	a be a man about man about it that's why
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