Nips Up
Have Kids, They Said…
SiriusXM
4.9 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | warning warning warning warning uh don't have the kids around if you want to listen to this podcast |
| 0:07.1 | it's that simple yeah man get them out how many times we have to tell you you've been warned |
| 0:11.5 | yeah man like what you said man so how you feel on the call i'm like i got one foot out the door |
| 0:19.6 | and one foot hang with you we're leaving for our our vacation tomorrow. Oh my gosh. See, I would not even been able to. I would not be able to do this today if that was happening because I would just be like, as much as I'm excited, I'm like a hot mess before we leave, like running around. Let's talk about packing. Are you a packer, like, early or do you |
| 0:37.8 | like last minute? No, I don't pack early because like, especially in a, in a New York City house, there's like, then everything's just sitting out. There's like, you know, I can't like put it in the guest room or something. So, um, it's not the last minute, but like I would have maybe started last night, if I was leaving tomorrow, started last night organizing a little bit today, a full |
| 0:56.4 | pack. And then tonight, like, finalizing and everything goes in the bag. Sometimes I'd like to lay it all out, then kind of edit, then go into the bag. I'm not saying like Sarah spent a lot of money, but I feel like this was an opportunity for the kids to get like a new wardrobe. I'm like, they're not Hawaiian. |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.2 | Yeah, I know. |
| 1:13.2 | It's funny because Matt was like, but Matt does it too. He's like we realized like before, um, Dominican Republic, we had, Keegan had no shorts that fit. Like from last summer. Like it was, so we had to get like all new shorts and everybody needed a new bathing suit. and like, yeah, it was like that. |
| 1:25.9 | That was the annoying part. |
| 1:27.8 | But it's also fun to bring new stuff on vacation. |
| 1:31.1 | Of course, Mike. bathing suit and like yeah it was like that that was that was the annoying part but it's also fun |
| 1:28.6 | to bring new stuff on vacation of course my kids have like they have a you know a full suitcase of |
| 1:34.6 | like new like dresses and ben's got Hawaiian shirts and yeah it's fun it's fun and listen I'm sure |
| 1:40.9 | she got them like cheap I'm sure she didn't spend a ton of money And like it's fun to kind of play the part while you're there. |
| 1:46.8 | Oh, no doubt, no doubt. |
| 1:57.6 | But hey, I'm-digity, no doubt. No, diggity, no doubt. I have a few things for you and then we'll get into what we hate. We'll top that. We'll do all that. Yeah. I have a major update. Okay. |
| 1:59.2 | Remember the bird? |
| 2:00.6 | Yeah! |
| 2:06.6 | The bird? Yeah. The bird that I said at school pickup, blew right into the fence and it was laying there like broke its neck like, eh. |
| 2:11.6 | Yeah. |
| 2:12.6 | And you told me to curb stomp it. |
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