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Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole discuss gas roulette, Nicole in a zombie apocalypse, and what TV shows to watch, and the perfect Christmas playlist. Nicole is all over the place, Matt is taken out by the man flu, and Rich shares how his kids love hard. They get into party invites when kids are involved, generational lingo, Nicole’s DMV adventures, and the very serious debate over how to properly pronounce a certain famous reindeer’s name. Hit play now before the gas runs out, the zombies show up, or Nicole has to go back to the DMV.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey.
0:01.8	It's the holiday season.
0:05.2	My gosh, I'm so sick of because on the morning mash, if you know, they have that clip of me doing that.
0:09.9	And I'm about ready to not hear my voice do that any again.
0:14.4	Do that anymore.
0:15.2	Sorry.
0:16.1	Anyways, this is that rat race.
0:18.3	We're trying to get to the end of this week so we can all just have a little bit of time off.
0:21.9	But this episode, or actually all episodes,
0:24.5	have kids they said, are not for children,
0:25.9	so please have them leave the room.
0:27.3	You don't sound flustered at all.
0:28.7	Can't wait for this one.
0:30.2	Hey, let's do it.
0:34.1	What's your name?
0:35.2	Who am I?
0:37.1	Who am I? Daddy.
0:37.5	All right. All right, my, my friend. All right, my friend.
0:57.6	Before we start, two things.
0:59.5	Yes.
1:00.2	Take a deep breath.
1:03.2	And number two, you look hot today.
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