I'm One Thankful B!tch
Have Kids, They Said…
SiriusXM
4.9 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, buddy. Oh my gosh. It's Thanksgiving. I know. The end of the year is such a clustered effort. It really is. It really is. We are here together. We're going to have a great episode. Yes. Just do not listen around your kiddos. Yeah. I don't know how many times we have to tell you. You've been warned. What's your name? |
| 0:21.8 | Who am I? |
| 0:23.7 | Daddy. All right. It's Thanksgiving. Well, it's not exactly Thanksgiving yet, but we're recording this for Thanksgiving. So hopefully you can break away from your crazy family and find some solace and us. |
| 0:57.0 | Wait, can you do a pigeon? |
| 0:58.8 | I can do a pigeon. |
| 1:01.6 | Okay, yours is not quite as good. |
| 1:07.0 | Can I tell you something speaking of Thanksgiving and birds and turkeys, |
| 1:32.3 | don't have your kids watch the movie Freebirds the week of Thanksgiving? Why is it about turkeys? Because now my kids are like, we don't want to eat turkeys. I know. Turkeys. And I'm like, oh. Yeah, but like we have that. We go back and forth. Like, I think Parker forgot a while ago that, like, she knew when she was slowly getting out of, like, out of her peppa pig phase. |
| 1:35.0 | She started learning, oh, Peppa is bacon or Peppa is sausage and things like that and |
| 1:39.9 | like ham. |
| 1:40.8 | And then she like forgot about it. |
| 1:42.9 | And then like we were having, I don't know, we were having some sort of pork. And she just was like forgot about it and then like we were having i don't know we were having |
| 1:45.1 | some sort of pork and she just was like but this isn't like an animal i was like yes it is honey |
| 1:50.3 | that's uh that's peppa's dad yeah i mean i'm sorry honey they're all they're all from the same |
| 1:56.3 | animal and if you don't like it and i understand that you don't then become a. I dare you to smell the bacon and not want to eat it in the morning. I said to bed the other day, I go, what do you think chicken nuggets are made of? It's in the name. Right. Isn't that weird when that happens? Like they think that like it just called a chicken nugget, but like I had that same fight. It's not just a chicken nugget it just called a chicken nugget. But, like, I had that same |
| 2:18.5 | fight. It's not just a chicken nugget. It's a chicken nugget because it's chicken. It's made of chicken. Chicken. All right. Hey, so many things to talk to you about. Did you see wicked too yet? My God, I saw an advanced screening. See, I don't think that's that fun. You don't really get to talk to people about it when you're the only one that's seen it. |
| 2:35.9 | I brought my daughter. |
| 2:37.0 | You fucking hot shot? What do you think you're fucking the coolest? No, I didn't have a choice because we had Ethan Slater coming in. We had Bach coming in. So they sent me to go. It was funny because it was like a lot of press people there. Parker looked over at somebody at one point and like it was clearly a critic, like a movie critic. And he had like a pad and a paper and they were coming over telling him that like he wasn't going to be able to keep like the light in his phone on. He's like, yeah, but I have to take notes. And Parker just like him dying laughing. Like this dude's here is going to take it. I know. Can't you just like watch the movie and then like, I don't know, think about it after? Why do you have to take notes? |
| 3:11.2 | I know. Like, can't you just like watch the movie and then like, I don't know. |
| 3:08.5 | Think about it after. Why do you have to take notes? I loved it. But then again, I'm, I'm a wicked boy. I love Broadway. I've seen, I've seen wicked. What? I'm Broadway boy. No, you just said, I'm a wicked boy. I'm a wicked boy. I am wicked boy. |
| 3:23.9 | I'm Elphaba boy. |
| 3:25.9 | I thought, a wicked boy. I'm a wicked boy. I'm a wicked boy. I'm Elfaba boy. |
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