Parker Handles It

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole has a curling iron injury, starting to choose local over big business, and the parental question of whose gift card is it really. Parker handles a bully, talk toxic mom groups, and wonder if drinking just isn’t the vibe anymore. Hit play now and share with someone who’s also rethinking everything.

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0:00.0	All right, friends, it's that time again.
0:03.1	It's time for another episode of Have Kids, they said,
0:05.1	and true to form, your children should not be in the room.
0:08.8	Anybody that's got immature ears should not be in the room, okay?
0:14.9	Actually, immature is fine, just kids out.
0:17.6	Okay, fine, fine, you're right, you're right.
0:19.3	You've been warned.
0:22.5	What's your name?
0:23.6	Oh my.
0:25.5	Daddy.
0:26.0	Uh-huh.
0:28.1	Daddy.
0:28.6	Daddy.
0:28.7	Yeah.
0:29.6	Ha, ha.
0:31.6	Ah.
0:31.7	Gee, on the fucking bitching! What's up, bud?
0:45.8	Oh, I'm obsessed with your hoodie, Piper Waffle.
0:48.7	Oh, yeah, Sarah's friend, Julie, her best friend made us little personalized hoodies with Piper on them.
1:12.4	I was like, oh, it's cute, right? I love that. It looks just like her. I wish she could make me one of Leo just because I think that's really cute. Is that something she does? No, I think she just bought them. It's funny you would say that. Well, you know what? Perfect. Okay. Why? Perfect perfect because my wife has a new theory about 2026 and okay um okay but what's on your head you have a cut you cut yourself
1:19.1	oh my god i was just gonna tell you okay so it's looking really bad i'm starting to freak out
1:23.8	over christmas like that christmas break i was curling my hair and I touched the curling
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