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Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign for better sleep. Emmy has concerns about the leprechaun. Nicole has an awkward Heated Rivalry moment with Parker while Rich has the sweetest one with Emmy, and Matt manages to make Keegan cringe harder than ever. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who still complains about daylight savings.

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0:00.0	All right. Another fun have kids, they said. Are you ready or what?
0:04.3	I mean, born ready, baby, born ready. But true to form, it is time to get the little ones out of there.
0:10.5	Even if they're not so little, just, you know, virgin ears. Get them out of there. Okay, this is not appropriate for them.
0:16.7	You've been warned.
0:20.1	What's your name?
0:21.1	Who am I? Who am I? Yeah. You've been warned. What's your name? Oh my.
0:23.0	Pobby!
0:23.6	Pobby!
0:29.7	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha jeez on the fucking goodgis! Oh, man.
0:43.7	Did you miss that extra hour sleep you lost or what?
0:47.2	You know, it gets me super annoyed when people are like, when people are like,
0:51.4	like, where I don't want to say, it's 3.30 right now.
0:54.2	It's actually 2.30.
0:56.7	Like it's kind of like Happy New Year. How long can you say Happy New Year for? Like no, the time changed. That's the time that it is. Maybe your body feels it for like a day or so. But then you got to get over it. Moving up. Can I say what you're thinking? what it's one hour stop being a bitch yeah yeah it is one hour especially after like one hour
1:13.8	i feel like whenever i go to the Can I say what you're thinking? What? It's one hour. Stop being a bitch.
1:11.1	Yeah, it is one hour, especially after like, I feel like whenever I go to the West Coast, I feel so, like, I jet lag. Like, like when we were in Vegas, like, I really had trouble, like, even though it's just three hours. But that really affects you. One hour is like fucking child's plague. Come on. What a Taylor Swift say. There's no such thing as Jetlake.
1:29.0	Is that what she said?
1:30.2	Taylor Swift said it's a mindset and if taylor said it i believe it okay i guess it's a mindset we're fine there is no such thing come on just adjust one day you're fine just adjust um i do love the fact that i don't know i mean i know it was like snowing a week ago in New York, but my kids are playing sports.
1:46.7	I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt today. I'm in California. Yeah. Their practices have had to end at like 530 because of darkness. So now we get an extra hour. So I'm pumped. Like Benny's got his little scrimmage tomorrow. and I'm excited that, oh, we'll be able to go until 630 or 7, which is awesome.
2:02.2	Right.
2:02.6	Yeah, we had snow last week and now it's beautiful out and everybody's
2:06.4	in shorts and t-shirts as well and I'm sure it'll snow again because that's just that's just
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