Rub With Inentions

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Today's episode starts with a restart... Then Rich and Nicole talk about pickup/dropoff preferences. How kids can earn trust. Parker comes in with some morning announcements. Rich forgets he's so open that people in his life know pod stories. What would Nicole's 'single mom' rules be? Matt goes from surfer bro to lax king. Nicole agrees with Sara about just wanting a good butt rub. Nicole breaks down her lacrosse tourney weekend, and it involves the cops! Got some goodies for Shower Thoughts. Nicole has an existential crisis about birth. Rich found what he wants to be when he grows up. Please be sure to like, subscribe, download, and share the pod with friends! It is all thanks to y'all that we can do this!

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0:00.0	All right. So this is your warning to get your little ones out of the room.
0:06.1	This is, this is going to be a wild ride. It's just the vibe that's pumping through my veins right now.
0:10.7	So especially today, get them out. Okay. Okay. Ooh, can't say that.
0:15.8	Um, Sarah, beep that. You've been warned.
0:21.0	What's your name? What's your name?
0:22.2	Oh my.
0:24.1	Puckoo!
0:24.7	Ah! fucking bitch.
0:46.3	I cannot right now.
0:50.5	We had just started the podcast and then started over because Rich is currently outside by his pool, just living his best life, doing a podcast, just chilling outside.
0:55.2	He's got a mustache. He was squinting, so I told him to go get a pair of sunglasses.
0:59.0	He got them, and he looks like he's a cop ready to go.
1:03.0	License and registration man. I'm sorry. I like the glasses. I like the mustache, but together,
1:09.1	you like, hey, Nicole, you know why I pulled you over?
1:14.4	Was I going too fast, officer?
1:17.2	There's a way you could pay this summons off without cash.
1:21.9	How you doing?
1:22.7	Good?
1:23.1	Okay.
1:24.0	Yeah, I'm okay.
1:25.1	Well, we're going to Hawaii this week. Okay. So I said, you know, let me take the whole week off. Why just a couple days? You never do that shit. That's really, that's what you should do. So, yeah, I just have the whole week off. And I'm like, I can, I can fit in a couple have kids episodes. Why not? Why not? But I've been able to do school pickup. So know it doesn't make you happy drop off or pickup
1:46.4	are you a are you a fan of either I mean like you said um like you've said in the past you know that
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