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Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich recaps his Dominican Republic trip while Nicole admits she may have gone too far. They get into impossible boundaries, Dungeon Crawler Rich, and trying to find the right balance as a coach. There’s a firm stance on “you don’t own the lingo, kid,” plus a fresh round of Shower Thoughts to close it out. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also thinks they invented the slang.

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0:00.0	We're going to Target when we're done, okay?
0:02.7	You can get something.
0:04.1	You can get something.
0:05.2	Look at you.
0:05.7	What a mom.
0:06.4	That's the only way he'll come with me. Anyway, hey, let's get ready for another fun. Have kids, they said. And see, look, you're not alone. You're not the only parent that bribes your kid. Come to Target with me. Yeah, I'm closing the door though because this podcast is not for children's ears.
0:22.7	You've been warned. Yeah, I'm closing the door, though, because this podcast is not for children's ears.
0:22.7	You've been warned.
0:25.4	What's your name?
0:27.7	What am I?
0:28.6	Well, my.
0:29.6	Daddy.
0:31.4	Daddy.
0:32.7	Daddy.
0:33.6	Ah!
0:35.6	He's on the fucking bitching. Yeah. All right. All right.
0:38.3	All right.
0:39.3	All right.
0:40.3	All right. Oh, that's good question i don't really put limits
0:54.8	like i'm not like i'm not saying that just like mommy shop and drunk no it's not that it's like
1:01.6	he never like he'll probably ask for like candy or something but like usually i'll be like oh like
1:07.1	we're going on this trip soon like do you want like this t-shirt for that or Or like, I'm bad too because like I just like to shop, period. Yeah. Who am I kidding? Like, limit. What is that? It's not been like, listen, how, how I was just going to say, how bad of a dent could I put in Target? But we all know I could demolish Target. You could slay Target. And I was thinking, like, you know, from a kid perspective, it could be like a $5 thing or it could be a $80 Lego set. No, no, no, no. He's not into that stuff. Like, he actually is really into clothes. And if he wants something, he usually wants something lame and cheap. So that's what he's not, like if it was Parker, I'd have to put a limit on it. I'm so glad. I'm so glad you said closed because I have such fucking juice for today's episode. You do. Well, squeeze that bitch. Pour it on me. You know, because we're going to go over some, some of my list. But truthfully, I was away.
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