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Have Kids, They Said…

Bring Balls Back

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Heated Rivalry still has Nicole in a chokehold, and the weekend recap quickly spirals from there. They get into celebs being wildly out of touch in the courtroom, another round of 'Shower Thoughts' with the gang, and Matt smorphs into Hollywood Hogan. The never-ending house to-do list makes an appearance, Rich cannot stop talking about Traitors, awkward hibachi stories, Sara and Nicole want to bring balls back, and of course...more parenting dilemmas. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send it to the friend who also has a house list that regenerates overnight.

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0:00.0

All right, guys, it's that time.

0:02.4

Sometimes I feel like we're a broken record, but we have to do it because we all are kind of la-la brains, especially with our busy schedules.

0:08.6

And sometimes you're listening to or watching something that the kids should not hear or see.

0:14.3

And this is one of those things.

0:16.1

It is.

0:16.9

Get the kiddos out of the room.

0:18.5

If you're listening, pop in the air pod, whatever you got to do.

0:21.4

It's for your ears only.

0:23.2

You have been warned.

0:25.2

Hey, I'm me.

0:26.5

What's your name?

0:27.5

Oh, my.

0:29.4

Jackie.

0:29.9

Ah, ha.

0:32.0

Baby!

0:34.1

Ha!

0:39.3

Jeez on the fucking bitch. Yeah, you know, it's so funny.

0:48.9

Like, in my, I watched, like, obviously, why I look up, but I watched he did rivalry twice through. And every time, like, I got so zoned in on it that, like, obviously, while I looked up, but I watched he did rivalry twice through.

1:14.1

And every time, like, I got so zoned in on it that, like, Parker would walk in or something. And I'd be like, ah, stop. No, no. Gay hockey. Yeah. But, like, I literally, like, it would be in this moment. And I just started making noises so she would stop in her tracks and not see the things that we're going on on. Can I tell you? Can I tell you? I know nothing about heated rivalry other than, I have two things about heated robbery. Okay. I know that they redid tattoo all the things she said. Oh, so good. Only because that song is trending again. All the things she said.

1:27.6

All the things she said.

1:28.6

Yeah, but it's like this, it's like this the dark version. And it's really good for the scene. Yeah. What else do you know? All the things she said. All the things she said. Okay, that's a little bit that's a little. Running through my head. Yeah. No, that's, it's not the R&B.

1:42.9

It's not the R&B version.

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