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Have Kids, They Said…

Rest Easy Piper Waffles

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole kick off the holiday countdown, talk goals for the new year, and share a sad update about Piper. There’s a classic Parent Trap–style moment with Coley, Keegan texts Matt to “chill bro,” and Christmas shopping stress is very real. Hit play now to get in your holiday feelings and share it with someone who’s already behind on gift shopping.

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0:00.0

Hey.

0:01.6

Hey.

0:02.0

Hey.

0:03.0

Hey. Oh, it's another episode. We're approaching the end of the year and I can't believe it and I feel like we're always like broken records. We're always like shocked every time we come to the end of the year. But alas, we're here again. Hey, it's going to be a fun one today and an emotional one. We're going to get to a lot, but hey, just know that you should not listen with the kids in the room.

0:24.5

Now, even with old ears only. You have been warned.

0:30.1

What's your name?

0:31.2

Who am I?

0:33.1

Daddy.

0:33.6

Daddy. Hey! Hey,

0:40.3

Geez, on the fucking good shit.

0:47.3

Hey, dude.

0:52.3

I look crispy on my new computer. Yeah. Did love Krispy on my new computer.

0:55.4

Yeah.

0:56.1

Did Sirius give you a new computer?

0:57.6

I got sent to a new laptop in the mail.

1:00.4

And honestly, I let it sit there for two weeks because I had this anxiety of the minute

1:05.5

I open it.

1:06.2

I'm going to have to download new stuff and switch things over.

1:09.3

You know me.

1:10.1

I don't feel like I have a minute to do it. No, I got you. I got you. But now you were asking when we first hopped on, like if your video looked crisper and it looks really crisp and now I'm really jealous. Oh. You're like crisp. Just break your computer back. Oopsies. Oopsies. I accidentally threw it out the window.

1:28.5

My bad.

1:44.7

So here we are. Yes. Another have kids as we are less than 10 days until Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. And you're into Hanukkah. You're spinning draughtas. You're, uh, you know. All the things. Yeah. we already had our our lot goescos. We normally do brisket, but we didn't this year. But yeah, we had our, we had our first night last night. And then obviously when you guys hear this. Oh, no, no, no. Our first night, two nights ago when you hear it. This will be our third night. But, yeah, Hanukkah, Christmas, all the things, people, all the things. I mentioned to you the other day. Actually, not the other day.

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