Tinsel T*ts

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about actually taking time off (or trying to), keeping up with scroll life, and who really deserves credit for the good presents. They get into watching holiday favorites, Matt still being sick, and Rich begging everyone to pick up the pace. There’s some generational empathy, Nicole has a run-in with Mrs. Claus, and Sara has a holiday party sweater mishap. Hit play now before the holidays pass you by and share it with someone who also needs everyone to move faster.

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0:00.0	Yo, ho, ho, ho.
0:02.4	Wait, are those actual bells?
0:21.0	Yeah, this is my jingle bells. Hey. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I couldn't tell if it was jingle bells or those were just keys in that. Hey, I'm Chris Kringle and I'm ready to mingle. What's up? Oh, yeah. You think that's how he picked up Mrs. Claus? Perhaps. You don't know. we'll never know, really. I guess not. Hey, listen, this is a fun podcast, a holiday edition.
0:25.1	And you know what? We're going to have a lot of fun, but do not listen around your kids.
0:29.1	Not a good idea, not for their ears.
0:31.1	No, you've been warned.
0:34.4	What's your name?
0:35.4	Who am I?
0:36.8	Who am I?
0:37.4	Yeah. Yeah. What's your name? Ewan. Oh my. Daddy!
0:38.3	Ah ha ha.
0:39.3	Daddy!
0:40.3	Ah, ha.
0:41.3	Ah, ha.
0:42.3	He's on the fucking dishes. Hi, old pal.
0:58.3	I love you, buddy.
1:00.0	So we decided to give the people the village bitches what they wanted.
1:04.6	You needed us when we understand that.
1:06.3	I thought we should give everyone one episode this week.
1:09.6	It is Christmas week, but a lot of traveling, a lot of podcasting. So let's, let's not cheap out. Let's do this, right? No, I know. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Okay. I was just feeling like I don't want to do anything this week. Like, I feel like rarely do either of us do nothing. Like like if even if we're on
1:30.2	break for something, we're on vacation, we're still like recording something. And so I was trying
1:34.4	to create like you're not stopping and being like, guys, I got to go do this. And I have to do
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