Houseboats & Strippers

Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, Matt fills in for Rich while he’s in San Fran for the Super Bowl. The episode turns unexpectedly fiery, and honestly? It’s impossible to summarize because you basically get to listen to them fall in love again in real time. They dive into sports parent drama, feelings get loud, and Matt becomes a slam poet before anyone can stop him. Listen now, laugh with us, and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share Have Kids They Said wherever you get your podcasts.

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0:00.0	All right, friends.
0:06.2	Surprise.
0:07.5	We're having a very special guest.
0:10.0	A guest that is a repeat guester, if you will.
0:13.5	Yep, just made that word up.
0:15.2	It's Matt Ryan, guys.
0:16.7	There he is.
0:17.7	Hey, guys.
0:18.9	Thank you for having me, Nicole.
0:20.2	This is so much fun so far. This is so much fun so far.
0:21.7	He's so much fun so far.
0:23.4	Having a blast.
0:24.3	Really quickly.
0:25.3	If you have little ones in the room, now's definitely the time.
0:29.5	I mean, if you keep in the room with Rich here, Matt's here.
0:32.6	So now's definitely a shock therapy for a toddler listening to us.
0:36.2	Get you out of there.
0:38.0	You have been one.
0:39.3	What's your name?
0:41.6	Oh my.
0:43.5	Thank you.
0:44.1	Ah!
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