We Spackockled It

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into all things Thanksgiving before questioning whether they should finally check out NADs. They talk about Sara's big plans for the annual Gingerbread Party, the latest social media trends, and Christmas gift shopping. Then things get real as they talk about how no two kids get the same version of their parents. And Nicole drops a moral question that’s definitely about to earn her some hate (and probably Rich, too). Hit play now! This one’s messy, funny, and guaranteed to spark debate!

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0:00.0	All right, friends.
0:02.0	This is our first episode.
0:03.5	Offran, our first episode back after Thanksgiving.
0:06.7	And true to form, still not good for the kitties to listen to us, just saying.
0:11.7	Yeah.
0:12.1	You've been warned a million times.
0:14.4	Let's go.
0:17.2	What's your name?
0:19.5	Who am I? Who am I?
0:21.5	Daddy.
0:22.0	All right.
0:23.6	All right, buddy, what's going on?
0:42.7	I'm trying to decide Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
0:46.2	Are we doing leftovers or are you going to get sick now?
0:48.7	No, no.
0:49.6	I mean, listen, I wasn't at my house.
0:52.5	If I'm like at my house, I'll normally probably keep them a little bit longer than I want, than I should, like the turkey at least. And I, because I love to make like a turkey and mayo sandwich like on just just toasty bread. Why are we pushing it? Do you want to shit your pants? Do you want to get stomach cakes? No, no, no. Have I told you, Nicole, hey, you and Matt had dinner last Thursday.
1:13.4	Would you even think about eating it on? at your pants. Do you want to get stomach cakes? Like, have I told you Nicole, hey, you and Matt
1:11.1	had dinner last Thursday. Would you even think about eating it on Tuesday or Wednesday? No. Like right by now you should be done. For sure. You should be done. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, by now. Yeah. I don't know. I just know a lot of people are like, you give it a week and then you tossed it. But yeah, like certain things, like,
1:27.7	I don't need the stuffing a week later. I don't
1:29.7	need the mashed potatoes a week and then you toss it. But yeah, like certain things like, I don't need the stuffing a week later.
1:29.5	I don't need the mashed potatoes a week later.
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