Defeated and Depleted

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole unpack why everyone feels overwhelmed as adults (kids or no kids), the weight of having a platform, and the kids' eating habits. They get into which celeb drama has their attention, Nicole hits full defeated-and-depleted mode, and they debate the pressure to show up to every kid event. Plus: where you land on Beach Mom trending drama. Nicole has hot sauce problems, and Benny rats out Rich. Listen now, take sides, and then immediately text this episode to the friend who is also barely holding it together.

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0:00.0	All right, another episode.
0:01.8	This is going to be a fun one.
0:02.5	I feel it.
0:03.4	You do.
0:04.1	You feel it in your bones?
0:05.7	I feel it in places that I might talk about on the episode, which is why you can't have your kids around. No, it's super inappropriate. We've told you this time and time again. I don't know how many times we sound like a broken record. Please get the little kids out of the room. We don't want to traumatize them. Okay, you've been warned.
0:21.2	What's your name?
0:23.5	What's your name?
0:24.4	Cool mind. out of the room. We don't want to traumatize them. Okay? You've been warned.
0:23.2	What's your name?
0:24.9	Who am I?
0:25.8	Daddy. Ah, ha.
0:27.4	Daddy!
0:28.5	Daddy!
0:28.6	Ah!
0:29.6	Ha! ha! ha! ha!
0:31.5	Gee, on the fucking bitching!
0:44.6	Hi, friend.
0:46.0	Hey, Pally.
0:48.9	Hey, how is everything?
0:50.6	You know, good.
0:53.1	Everyone's overwhelmed. You know, I feel like there's not a parent or
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