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Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about Nicole always trying to figure it out, finding your glimmers, Zillow snooping, and diving deep into their childhoods. Rich fails spectacularly at taking care of a sick Sara, Keegan’s got a wild new homework method, there’s talk of mondo pen!$, tuck-ins that never die, and a FaceTime fail Matt will never live down. Buckle up—it’s unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably them. Smash play before they delete this one!

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0:00.0	All right, another day, another so, another hour or so of complete and appropriateness.
0:08.1	Let's go. Let's have fun.
0:09.7	Yeah, you know the deal. We're going to have fun.
0:12.2	Your little ones need to not be a part of that fun. Please get them out of the room.
0:16.5	You have been warned. Let's go.
0:19.3	What's your name?
0:21.6	Ellen.
0:22.6	Who am I?
0:23.5	Daddy.
0:24.1	Ah, ha.
0:25.6	Daddy!
0:26.6	Daddy!
0:27.7	Ha!
0:28.6	Ha!
0:29.6	Ha!
0:31.6	See!
0:32.1	On the fucking good shit! my friend. Hi, friend. Hi. You know what I love about you? What? What? I don't know. I just, listen. Everything. You know what? I'll say that. I'll say that. That'll tell you the real thing. Everything to call. I love everything about you. That's what I thought. That's what I thought.
1:00.2	I love how. And this is a good trait. So I'm not insulting you. I'm sure you're okay. I'm sure this is it going to be a backhanded compliment. Can't wait for it.
1:08.8	No, no. I just feel like you're on a constant mission to figure it
1:13.2	out of everything just like everything like you're not making fun of me posting anything about my
1:20.7	spin right that's sort of like what i thought of like just like how you'll take a workout class and you're like you're like
1:29.9	that just got me in the right mindset and every month you're like let me think of something new
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