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Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole jump from solo-dining to Nicole’s extremely specific presidential crush, and somehow straight into Labubu and the K-Pop Demon Hunters crashing the Macy’s Day Parade. They gear up for the final Stranger Things season, test their Saved By The Bell knowledge, and Rich reveals that Zack Morris was basically his wingman when he met Sara. There’s talk of the little blue pill, Nicole’s mouse-related PTSD, Rich grieving his kids’ voices getting older, and the impossible task of breaking serious news to your children. Then they dive into the couple’s “purge” you may want to try, tipping expectations, and Rich’s blind work dinner date. Hit play now—before they wander into another fever-dream tangent and forget what they were talking about entirely!

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0:00.0	All right. You know the deal. This is our warning for you to get the little guys and gals out of the room.
0:06.5	This is a very sweet, sometimes sweet podcast, but it's not for the kids' ears.
0:13.3	Yeah. Other times it gets off the rails and dirty. So you've been warned. Let's go.
0:19.1	What's your name?
0:21.4	Ellen.
0:22.4	Who am I?
0:23.3	Daddy. All right, friend.
0:44.6	Another day, Thursday.
0:47.6	Come on, give it to me.
0:48.9	Give it to you what?
0:52.7	You know what, though, I did want to tell you that i got a um i got a little uh an outcome of the poll
1:00.1	from good night moon and 75% of people said it's a classic what and only
1:09.6	only 25% of people said that,
1:14.5	yeah, not that great.
1:16.3	Oh shit.
1:17.1	I thought I was going to win that one.
1:18.5	No, no, no.
1:20.4	Alas, you did not.
1:21.8	All right.
1:22.6	How is your week going?
1:23.8	Because I know that you are away.
1:26.3	Today, as this airs on a Thursday as it gets dropped like a Taylor Swift album.
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