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Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social media. And the ongoing effort to actually make family dinners happen, then Nicole unleashes a full-blown vent fest. They debate the worst grammar mistakes, Nicole wrestles with a mean-girl moral question, while Rich is dealing with an ant invasion. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also has strong opinions about grammar… and a house currently losing a war to ants.

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0:00.0	got it perfect
0:02.9	let's go let's do the top
0:04.8	from the top
0:07.7	oh oh my gosh do you remember
0:11.7	was that was that in the uh pandemic
0:14.0	yeah oh my gosh there was a lot of wet
0:17.2	anyway um
0:18.1	macaroni in a pot.
0:21.4	Yes, this is not for the kids, clearly.
0:23.4	All right, hey, get them out of the room.
0:25.1	Another fun episode of Have Kids,
0:26.7	they said, you have been warned.
0:30.7	What's your name?
0:31.8	Who am I?
0:33.7	Thank you.
0:34.3	Thank you.
0:34.3	Ha, ha.
0:36.9	Thank you. Hey. Hey. Puckoo! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
0:40.3	Degon on the fucking bitching.
0:48.3	Hey, old pal, look at you. You're looking all, you're looking all like frat boyish.
0:57.1	I kind of like it.
0:58.2	You know, let's start with that because we have so many random things to get to on have kids.
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