Master P

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties, the anniversary of the Covid shutdown, and Nicole being completely overstimulated by life. Kids' haircuts are how much?! Rich has somehow amassed an alarming number of socks—leading to even more laundry tales. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend whose laundry pile is also quietly judging them.

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0:00.0	Yeah, this could be a fun one.
0:01.9	Yeah, yeah, get the kids out of the room.
0:05.7	You guys know the deal.
0:07.1	I mean, come on, how many times we have to say this? I love that you just said, I love that you just said, yeah, it's going to be a fun one. You're trying to pump yourself up. Yeah, it's going to be a fun one. Let's go. Hey, Nicole, I'm feeling a fun one. Let's go. Let's go.
0:18.2	Are you ready for fun?
0:21.4	What's your name?
0:23.6	What am I? Let's go. Let's go. Are you ready for fun?
0:23.3	What's your name?
0:25.0	Oh my.
0:26.0	Daddy.
0:28.6	Daddy. Baby!
0:29.6	Ha ha ha ha.
0:31.6	Gee, on the fucking bitching.
0:45.7	Hi, friend.
0:47.6	What up, buddy?
0:48.2	How are you?
0:49.8	I'm okay.
0:50.7	Actually, I'm not.
0:52.1	I'm tired.
0:53.0	I'm exhausted.
0:56.8	I, all I want to do is lay down and sleep for like 24 hours.
1:00.2	If I could get one 24 hour sleep, I think I'd be golden.
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