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Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover Nicole dealing with snow and whether kids are being robbed of core memories with no more snow days, while Rich proudly confirms he does not miss seasons at all. They get into things you’re pretty sure you’ll never do again, mispronouncing words with full confidence, and when sports and activities officially become too much. Plus: Kanye’s apology, a story involving the Zitos, and a round of wildly misheard names. Hit play, form your opinions loudly, and then send this episode to someone who also can’t pronounce basic words anymore.

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0:00.0	Ola, what's up, buddy?
0:02.3	I'm wearing my half kids.
0:03.3	They said hoodie today.
0:04.8	You know that literally Matt Ryan wears that easily three times a week. Like he just like washes it and then wears it all week and then watch like he, I don't know why. It's a cozy hoodie. It's a cozy hoodie. It's a cozy hoodie. But I mean, he's got so many, but he wears it. So, yeah, we, I just wanted to set up a meeting to try to do some new merch.
0:24.6	We got to do that, dude. We got to get some new merch. Listen, we got, we have a episode to do here. So just get the kids out of the room. It's not for their ears. Adults only. Let's do this. What, I'm me. What's your name?
0:37.9	Oh my.
0:39.8	Thank you. My friend.
1:00.8	What up, Pally.
1:01.7	How's a snow treating you?
1:03.4	My God, there's so much.
1:04.9	You know, like, it's so weird because, you know, I grew up in Syracuse.
1:10.2	Like, you went to Syracuse.
1:11.9	Like, like, it's just funny how growing up was just a different beast.
1:18.7	Like, we barely ever got school canceled.
1:21.4	We had three feet.
1:22.6	They'd be like, you're good.
1:23.9	Like, because they just, everyone knew how to drive in it.
1:26.2	And the, you know, the plows were always out
1:28.9	in two seconds later but you remember like the excitement of like watching the TV and watching
1:33.5	the schools go across the bottom of the screen in alphabetical order to see if you had a delay or
1:37.9	closing or what well i'm going to take you back to a memory that i may just unlock it for you
1:43.9	okay do you remember the mom phone chain take you back to a memory that I may just unlock it for you.
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