Porch Goose

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a unique name is now and what's the new Gertrude. Rich may get to have a cool dad moment with Emmy. And Sara is a silly goose. Nicole is an ex-party girl who just wants the canceled plans. Back-to-back parties for Rich and Sara, while dealing with going through all the kids' old stuff. Rich gets all mushy about Benny and monster poops. Keegan's got stories. We appreciate all of our village b!tches!! Keep liking, subscribing, and sharing with your friends!!

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0:00.0	Yo, yo, yo.
0:01.8	Yo, yo, yo.
0:03.1	Yo, yo.
0:03.7	I'm so gross right now.
0:20.0	I, like, I came right from a workout. So I apologize. You guys can't tell. You can't see me, but it ain't pretty. I think you look fine. Hey, it's going to be a fun one. Don't have the kids be listening. That's the only rule here. You have been warned. Let's get into it. Cool.
0:23.1	What's your name it. Cool.
0:23.1	What's your name?
0:24.7	Oh my.
0:25.7	Daddy. Ah, ha.
0:27.5	Daddy.
0:28.3	Daddy.
0:28.5	Ah!
0:29.5	Daddy!
0:30.4	Ah! ha ha.
0:31.4	Ah! ha.
0:32.4	Gee, on the fucking bitching.
0:46.1	All right, my friend.
0:47.8	What's up?
0:49.0	You smell right now?
0:50.9	I don't think I smell.
0:52.8	I just would really like to bathe.
0:53.8	All right.
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