Don't Be A Potato

Have Kids, They Said…

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Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite Dr. Seuss, talk about why taking a compliment feels so awkward, and try to crack the code on managing family schedules. “Hey Daddy” enters the chat, and Rich assigns Nicole a prank mission for Matt that could go very sideways. Hit play, subscribe, leave a review, and send this episode to the friend who also can’t just say “thank you” when someone gives them a compliment.

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0:00.0	All right.
0:01.4	You ready?
0:02.4	Let's do it.
0:03.0	Another fun week, another new episode. Actually, we'll give you two this week. Last week was crazy. It really was. I literally didn't know what day it was. I didn't know what time it was. We'll get into it. You guys know the drill. It was not appropriate. Just like all the things that went down in Las Vegas, get the kids out of the room. All right. You have been warned.
0:22.3	What's your name? the things that went down in Las Vegas, get the kids out of the room. You have been warned.
0:24.3	What's your name?
0:25.9	Oh my.
0:27.0	Becky. Daddy.
0:28.3	Ah, ha.
0:29.1	Daddy.
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:31.2	Ah!
0:31.6	Ah!
0:32.6	Ah!
0:33.6	Geez on the fucking bitching.
0:45.4	Wow.
0:47.2	Welcome back to reality.
0:48.9	How is Vegas for a week?
0:50.0	Is it weird?
0:52.6	I feel like I'm the only one that this happens to.
1:11.1	I feel like I'm the only, like maybe it's because you are used to traveling so much more. But like when I was, and maybe it's just Vegas, but I'm in Vegas and you literally like text me, call me and I'm running around. And then all of a sudden it was like, I forgot about life. Like I forgot about have kids. It's totally my fault. I feel horrible. But like I get so in it and I feel so out of the loop. But that doesn't happen to you. You're always just like, oh. Well, you know what you, if you were richer and more famous, that's why people have assistance. Yeah, that's true. I wish I was rich. You have a busy schedule. Yeah. You just need to be more rich and famous is when it comes down to. Okay. All right. I got to get there. I'll get there.
1:31.4	Okay. That's true. I wish I was. You have a busy schedule. Yeah. You just need to be more rich and famous is when it comes down to.
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