Oh, Rats!
Have Kids, They Said…
SiriusXM
4.9 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, it's time for a little warning, warning, warning. I feel like do we even have to still do this, but I guess we do just in case, because we don't want to get anybody in trouble. What did the horn sound like on cartoons? Like, ah, woo, uh-huh. Ah-Uga, that's what this is. Yeah, even Warren, don't listen around your kids. It gets all dirty, but we're going to have some fun. So, uh, hey, let's do this. |
| 0:23.5 | What's your name? |
| 0:25.7 | Oh my. |
| 0:27.7 | Puckie! |
| 0:28.2 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:30.3 | Bobby! |
| 0:30.7 | Awwie! |
| 0:30.9 | Aww! |
| 0:33.7 | Jeez on the fucking good shit. |
| 0:37.7 | Oh, hey pal. |
| 0:49.7 | It has been a week, right? |
| 0:50.8 | Even though it's like a short, it was a short week, I feel like it's been a week. |
| 0:53.6 | I feel like, like, feel like we've said this before. Like, Jesse Spanno, there's no time. There's never any time. I'm so excited. Yeah, it really is one of those. I'm so scared. You get to see me in morning mode for the first time in a while. Yeah, you look like you're really feeling it. Yeah, I bet you don't miss mornings because like the way that we do, like really like mornings are, it hurts, right? Like I love what people. Is that your way of saying I look like shit? No, no, you don't look like shit. I just know your whole, you have a vibe. You have a, I just woke up vibe. You look fine. You're actually annoying how fine you look. But no, it's like, |
| 1:29.9 | you know, people ask, does it ever, does it ever get easier? And I'm like, no, it never gets |
| 1:37.0 | easier. You know, this is a discussion I have often in my, in my life, believe it or not, because, |
| 1:42.3 | you know, I do the podcast, have kids with you. I work at Sirius XM, but probably like my, you know, my bread and butter is Kavino and Rich on Fox Sports. Yeah. And the goal is to take over for Dan Patrick when he retires. And that's six to nine a.m. Like when we fill in for him, it throws me off. So, yeah, off so yeah yeah like we constantly talk about like |
| 2:02.4 | like life is good right now like what what would the money have to be you ever have those |
| 2:07.0 | thoughts like oh how much more would something have to be for me to want to do it yeah no totally totally |
| 2:13.1 | I mean I and and the thing is it probably wouldn't even be that that much, but like, you know what I mean? Like, I, I just feel like once you, like you, you had the experience of doing mornings and then stopping mornings. So then to go back probably is just like, oh, you have to make that a real sweet deal. Oh, real sweet deal. It's like, kick to the nuts. And someone stop kicking your nuts. It's like, you want to get your nuts kicked again? How much? How much would I give you? Anyways, so what's going on? How you feeling? How you doing? By the way, I do remember that feeling like it was yesterday where I was living in like Hoboken, New Jersey or Manhattan. I'd wake up and have to go see Nicole for the morning mashup, grab my coffee from Hassan the coffee guy. I remember that routine. It was, it's a lifetime ago though. Yeah, it really is. It really is. Just like our parents think of their life in chapters that way. I don't like, I don't think we, yeah, I guess we do kind of think of chapters. Yeah, of course. I think everybody sort of does. You know what I'm going to have some. My dad's going to be in town later today. |
| 3:09.7 | Greg's going to be in town. |
| 3:10.9 | And he's not one that we don't really have many deep conversations. I think I want to try. Yeah, try to go a little deeper with with him. See what you can get. I'm being serious. No, I know. I know. |
| 3:20.2 | He's kind of like a happy go lucky guy. |
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