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Have Kids, They Said…

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Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole ring in the New Year while Rich’s kids somehow still have another week of winter break, and Nicole is officially done and ready for the regularly scheduled program. They check in on who actually made it to midnight, agree that family quiet time is the dream, and Rich tells Nicole about Dr. Pepper babyyyyy by Romeo with the music remix on show by Jake Ceja. Nicole shares her BIG goal for the year, Rich leans into sauna life, and talk kitchen dangers, the rough news cycle, Tom Brady and Alix Earle, and a fun TV game show to watch with the kids. Plus, an Ed Sheeran mission, shower towel habits, and laundry quirks. Start the year right! Hit play and bring the chaos into 2025 with you.

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0:00.0	Yo, new year, new us. It's a new year. It's a new us. Yo, I actually hate when people say new year, new me. So I'm sorry, I apologize for saying that. But alas, let's get all your kids out of the room. If you're new to have kids, they said, welcome. This is not a podcast for your children. It's about children. It's about relationships and all sorts of things. But get them out. You've been warned.
0:24.8	Yeah. They said, welcome. This is not a podcast for your children. It's about children. It's about relationships and all sorts of things.
0:22.8	But get them out.
0:23.9	You've been warned.
0:24.8	Yes, thank you.
0:26.7	What's your name?
0:28.9	Ellen.
0:29.9	What am I?
0:30.9	Daddy.
0:31.4	Ah, ha.
0:33.4	Daddy.
0:34.0	Daddy.
0:34.1	Ah, ha.
0:35.5	Ah.
0:36.5	Yeah, he's on the fucking bitching.
0:44.0	Your kids still have a week at home left?
0:50.9	Yeah, we don't go back until Monday the 12th.
0:53.6	What, they get three weeks off? Yeah. Really?
0:57.8	Yeah. I mean, fun for them, not so fun for you. I mean, I'll be honest, fun for me, because
1:04.1	they don't bother me there in the day. And they can sleep in and I'll have to wake up and
1:10.0	get ready for school. Yeah, but your kids actually sleep in, sleep in? Yeah, they'll sleep in and i'll have to wake up and get ready for school yeah but your kids actually
1:12.6	sleep in sleep in sleep in yeah they'll sleep till 10 a.m so yeah no one's bothering me anybody your kid
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