Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Published: 25 November 2025

In today’s Phone Tap we might have made the guy we’re calling the MADDEST of any Phone Tap victim in 2025!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2025

The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Published: 13 November 2025

In your Phone Tap, Old Alan Winterbottom is reaching out to a tuxedo rental shop, because he left something in the pocket and needs it back, BADLY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2025

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a music teacher and pretending to be the mom of one of the kids chosen for a solo in their singing showcase! And this parent is putting a capital “H” in “Helicopter Mom”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to church every Sunday and always donates when she can. But today, Jeff's calling from the church and telling her that some good deeds DO get punished! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of telling her friend she thinks her apartment might be haunted… So we’re sending our two best paranormal investigators her way! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim put his wife in charge of choosing their couple’s costume, so Jose's calling from the high-end costume store with some bad news about their first preference, but with some helpful replacement options! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2025

In your Phone Tap Jose calls a woman pretending to be her pool cleaner, and after a few mishaps on her property, she’ll need to replenish her ENTIRE HALLOWEEN CANDY STASH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation with her husband and thinks he hired a handyman to fix their broken toilet while they’re gone. Jose is calling as that handyman, and not only has he fixed that toilet, but rotated everything she could imagine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2025

It wasn’t hard for Brooke to transform into today’s Phone Tap character, we had her playing someone who is filthy, stinking rich! And she’s gonna rub it in today’s Phone Tap victim’s face all thanks to his girlfriend, who set him up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s expecting her hardware store to get back to her after she filed a complaint. However, these days customer service calls could come from anywhere, even prison!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call the manager of a movie theater, and we’ve got two of the most annoying complaints that we think she’s ever heard. It’s a customer service catastrophe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim has had tons of problems recently getting Amazon packages delivered to her house, so we’re calling to help her troubleshoot! But we’re more trouble than help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a weird smell in their house and while she wants to call an exterminator, her boyfriend wanted to call US for a Phone Tap instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2025

In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners asked us to prank her mother, who she says has been “cranky” of late! But we’re gonna fix all her problems thanks to modern technology!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling around town trying to get a youth soccer ref to simply take one of her delicious BRIBES! Why is this so difficult??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who recently sold his car and has to ship it across the country, and it’s NOT gonna be easy AT ALL.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 October 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim just booked his FIRST EVER international flight, so before he flies we’re offering him some of the most ELITE accommodations to ever grace the skies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

Today’s Phone Tap Victim has been so upset and frustrated with her brand new phone, luckily for her, we’re ready to help her “HATCH” the new phone of her dreams!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a ski rental shop, and his boss commandeered our special ops services to track down any renters who don’t pay their fees!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 October 2025

In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a woman who is having a yard sale this coming Saturday and letting her know, her junk is nothing compared to the ESTATE SALE right down the street!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2025

In your Phone Tap we’re pretending to be one of the Facebook friends of a guy whose celebrating his birthday. And who better to wish him the best than complete strangers??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently had a DNA ancestry test, and while she’s 60% Scottish, we have the KING of the SCOTS ready to welcome her to the team!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2025

In today’s Phone Tap we call a long time NFL season ticket holder and tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 September 2025

In your Phone Tap, we’re taking those annoying customer satisfaction surveys that EVERY business seems to send you now, and bringing it into the FUTURE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a haircut appointment at a NEW salon, and he’s about to learn what happens when the new place is a little short-staffed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is SUPPOSED to be planning his buddy’s bachelor party, but after they heard he’s slacking, his friends set him up for a Phone Tap from us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on leave from his landscaping job after an injury, but not to worry! We have a temp fill-in for him that will only mildly ruin his day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a huge party at his house this weekend, unfortunately his toilet is broken. We’re sending a plumber, but the broken toilet might be the least of this guy’s new issues!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim already emailed his hotel asking for some recommendations for things to do in the city when he gets there, so Jeff's calling back with the cold, hard truth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2025

In your Phone Tap Jeff's pranking a woman who works at a food bank and telling her after years of donations, he's ready to make a withdrawal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 September 2025

“Old Alan” is back for a new phone tap and today he’s calling the boyfriend of one of his nurses at the old folks home, trying to get his permission for a little photoshoot. Spicy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim won’t stop bragging to his wife that he got a GREAT deal on their new mattress. So we’re calling from the mattress store with some startling news: that mattress may have been used in a CRIME!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 September 2025

If you’ve never heard of the “Double Month Undercharge” plan for paying your cell phone bill, you’re gonna want to catch this next Phone Tap because it’s the hot new deal that everyone is LOVING!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2025

We’re doing a brand new TO CATCH A CHEATER Phone Tap and pretending to be a guy’s rental car company!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

Today Jose's Phone Tapping a guy who lost his wallet, and before he gives it back to him, he's gotta make sure he's not the one getting scammed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 September 2025

One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up his brother for a Phone Tap! He just got back on the dating apps and so today we’re calling to tell him he’s being WAY too tame and he’ll need to spice it up if he wants to stay on!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the uneasy task of interviewing people for a VERY HIGH-STRESS job. So today we’re sending our best candidate, who is stricken with Dope Tikulitis, to brighten up their day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having trouble with her internet provider. Not only are we sending Jeff out to fix her problem, but we’re also putting his angry AI supervisor on the case as well!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 September 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a new remote work job, and before he gets comfortable he’s gonna meet Brooke, his new overbearing supervisor who’s calling him right now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having issues with his air fryer and after several attempts to reach customer service, we’re reaching out to him with the cutest couple from customer care!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

One of our listeners recently told her sister she entered her dog in a pet-influencer contest, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling from Doggy Hollywood!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2025