Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got hired to start a new job so he knows NONE of his coworkers. We’re calling to see how far we can convince the new guy to go on his first day for his new boss!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2026

Today we Phone Tap a guy who bought theater tickets but had to flake after his wife got sick. Now he wants to exchange the tickets but we’re not gonna let him off that easy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2026

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2026

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's setting the passive-aggressive meter at 15!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 January 2026

In your Phone Tap we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit, and his name is Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2026

Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 January 2026

In your Phone Tap we’re springing an audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2026

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2025

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now his place is being turned into a SMASH ZONE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 December 2025

In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff call a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 December 2025

Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2025

Jeff calls a guy who's selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2025

A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2025

Our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas Countdown has finally reached number 1! Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can meet him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2025

Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2025

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff calls a long time NFL season ticket holder to tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2025

There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2025

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 December 2025

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025

In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2025

Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2025

In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2025

Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2025

In today’s Phone Tap we might have made the guy we’re calling the MADDEST of any Phone Tap victim in 2025!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2025

The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2025

In your Phone Tap, Old Alan Winterbottom is reaching out to a tuxedo rental shop, because he left something in the pocket and needs it back, BADLY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 November 2025

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2025

In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a music teacher and pretending to be the mom of one of the kids chosen for a solo in their singing showcase! And this parent is putting a capital “H” in “Helicopter Mom”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2025

Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to church every Sunday and always donates when she can. But today, Jeff's calling from the church and telling her that some good deeds DO get punished! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2025