Phone Tap: Big Rick Rigs the Pageant

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!

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0:00.0	Today we call the organizer of a kid's beauty pageant.
0:03.2	Oh, gosh.
0:04.3	This woman has been doing it for a few years now, and the big night is coming up, so stress levels are high and possibly could go even higher when the uncle of one of the contestants calls.
0:15.6	His name is Big Rick.
0:18.0	And Big Rick will do just about anything to make sure that his niece comes away with the
0:24.8	crown that night.
0:25.6	That's right.
0:26.4	Even if he has to sabotage the other contestants.
0:30.2	Some call that love.
0:31.9	We call that a phone tap.
0:33.6	It's happening right now.
0:34.9	It's another phone tap.
0:36.5	Today mornings on the 20s.
0:39.9	Hello.
0:41.1	Why, hello, why, how to do there?
0:43.9	How are you?
0:44.5	My name is Big Rick.
0:45.7	Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to today?
0:48.8	Oh, this is Tara.
0:51.1	Can I help you?
0:52.4	Oh, well, how do you do, Miss Tara?
0:56.8	Wonderful.
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