Phone Tap: Let Me Name Your Baby

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!

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0:00.0	Today we call the nicest person ever.
0:03.0	A lady who's at work and she's seven months pregnant.
0:07.0	Apparently she's talked with her coworkers about how she's still deciding on what the baby name should be
0:12.0	and that she doesn't need any help deciding.
0:15.0	I love babies.
0:16.0	But just imagine Jose's ADHD unmedicated.
0:20.0	No.
0:21.6	He has some great ideas.
0:23.6	Yeah.
0:24.5	And highly on the unmedicated part.
0:26.8	He's going to attempt to tell her all of them before she can hang up the phone in your phone tap right now.
0:32.1	It's another phone tap.
0:33.6	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:37.4	Hello. Hello.
0:38.4	Hi, is this Roz?
0:41.0	Yes, who's calling?
0:42.7	My name's John, and you work with my girlfriend, Becky.
0:45.7	She's in your work group, she said?
0:47.7	You guys were pretty close.
0:49.5	Yeah, so you're Becky's boyfriend?
0:52.1	Right, yeah, John, and you're Rosemary, right? Rosemary? I'm sorry, what?
0:59.0	Roslyn. Oh, okay, because she calls you Roz. And I figured that she's short for like
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