Phone Tap: Sausage Island Getaway

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles.

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0:00.0	Everyone knows when you sign your iPhone agreement or your car insurance policy or the expired lunch meat waiver at the deli, releasing them from all liability in case you get sick.
0:12.2	You never read the fine print on those things.
0:15.4	No, boring.
0:16.8	Roll the dice.
0:17.5	Exactly.
0:18.1	Who wants to read the boring legal crap?
0:20.4	And that couldn't be more true than when you enter a contest.
0:24.3	Oh, yeah.
0:24.9	You just fill out your form, you submit it, and hope you get picked.
0:28.2	Sure.
0:28.8	Well, today we call a woman who already knows that she got selected as the grand prize winner for a free vacation.
0:35.3	Oh, my gosh.
0:36.6	Dream come true.
0:37.4	She already knows that, but now she's going to find out all the tiny little details she
0:42.6	didn't pay attention to when she's signed up.
0:45.5	It's your phone tap right now.
0:47.3	It's another phone tap.
0:48.8	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:52.2	Hello?
0:53.5	Hey, this is Dana from Salles Resort.
0:57.1	Oh, hi.
0:58.6	Hi.
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