Phone Tap: Hello Dolly

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!

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0:00.0	When it's time for a couple to have a quiet weekend away and the husband goes through the trouble of booking an Airbnb in a small town, it could be super romantic.
0:12.6	Yeah.
0:13.8	Or it could be creepy a.F.
0:16.7	Uh-oh.
0:17.6	At least that's what we attempt to do when we tell him over the phone that we are excited to have him stay at the rental house,
0:26.2	along with many other tiny surprise guests that him and his wife are going to be rooming with.
0:34.3	Oh, my God.
0:35.3	We're going to hear it in your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello? Hi. Is this Matthew? Yeah, this is him. Oh, I'm Rita. You are going to be staying at my Airbnb this weekend. Oh, yes. that's right. Hey, yeah.
0:54.6	Me and my wife are super stoked for the trip.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:57.7	Well, I was just calling about my listing.
1:00.3	There was a tiny error in it.
1:03.0	Oh, okay.
1:03.9	What was that?
1:05.0	Well, under amenities, it should have said free Wi-Fi, but it says free wife.
1:14.4	So, yeah, I didn't want you getting any ideas. Oh, so the Wi-Fi isn't included? No, no, the Wi-Fi's there, just no wife. Get it? You
1:22.5	bring your own. Oh, yeah, that's funny. I get what you're saying now.
1:28.0	Good. Okay. I did have one other note. It is just going to be such an exciting weekend for you.
1:33.5	The town is putting on our annual historic doll festival.
1:39.1	Oh, okay. And what is that?
1:42.6	You are in for a treat. It is a big deal around here. And to celebrate, I've decorated all the rooms with antique porcelain dolls.
1:54.1	What?
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