Phone Tap: Two Morons In A Library

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.

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0:00.0	For today's phone's app, we're calling it two morons in a library.
0:03.6	Oh, what the...
0:05.0	Wait, who in this room went to the library?
0:07.0	What was it?
0:08.0	I'm not allowed there.
0:09.0	No surprise, it stars Jose and me.
0:12.0	I knew it was you guys!
0:14.0	The question is, which one of us is the moron?
0:17.0	Oh, wait, there's two.
0:19.0	Yeah.
0:20.0	It's two morons in the library.
0:22.0	Hey, I just figured it out.
0:24.1	I wonder if the librarian is going to clue in.
0:26.8	We're pretty smart for more.
0:27.6	Yeah, you couldn't even figure out your own moron, Matt.
0:29.6	You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.
0:32.2	It's another phone tap.
0:33.7	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:39.7	Hi, NogHill Public Library.
0:40.7	This is Sandra.
0:42.4	Hi.
0:44.5	Um, this is the library?
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