Phone Tap: Saying I Do To Dope Tikulitis

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!

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0:00.0	Is there any tradition more sacred than messing with a bride on the week of her wedding?
0:05.4	Oh my god.
0:07.1	Is that a tradition now?
0:08.1	At least not on our show, that's as big as it gets.
0:10.5	We've done over a dozen of these and only been able to air four.
0:15.2	Because the others are still angry about what happened.
0:18.2	Something borrowed, something blue.
0:19.8	We're going to try again today.
0:23.1	And this time we're going to
0:24.6	replace the efficient with a
0:26.7	backup person that has a
0:28.7	bad case of dope ticulitis.
0:31.5	Is this the fifth one? Are we airing the fifth one?
0:34.8	If you don't know what dope ticulitis
0:37.0	is, you're about to hear it in your
0:38.7	phone tap right now. It's another phone tap.
0:41.6	Day mornings on the 20s.
0:45.0	Hello? Is this the Cassie that's getting married this weekend?
0:51.1	Yes. Soon to be Mrs. Cassie Gry?
0:54.8	Um, yes. who is it?
0:57.0	Congratulations first, but my name is Henry Wilde. I'm from Sikofficants.
1:02.0	Oh, okay. Hi. Hi. You know, look, I know you're supposed to have Mark officiate your wedding this Saturday. Is that correct?
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