Phone Tap: Rooftop Fail

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!

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0:00.0	It is phone tap time and we've been conspiring with a lady's husband for weeks so that we could do this at the perfect time.
0:08.0	Okay.
0:09.0	Timing is everything in these, Jeff.
0:11.0	Because the thing is they're having some workers over to re-shingle their roof today.
0:15.0	Okay.
0:16.0	Which normally, that's a project that takes several days to complete.
0:19.0	So imagine her surprise when we call her just 20 minutes after she left her house to tell her, hey, it's finished.
0:26.8	20 minutes, huh?
0:28.0	Quick.
0:28.5	And the only reason we got it done so quick is because of the fall special.
0:31.6	You'll find out what that is in your phone tab.
0:34.7	Next.
0:35.0	It's another phone tab.
0:36.6	And a weekday morning's on the 20 the 20s only on moving 92.5
0:42.1	Hello?
0:43.3	Hey Gina we're all done here.
0:46.9	I'm sorry who's this?
0:48.2	What is this?
0:49.4	Oh hi.
0:50.1	Sorry, I'm one of the roofers.
0:52.8	You talked to Marty about 20 minutes ago before you left for work, right?
0:56.8	Yeah, I did.
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